Happy Halloween, people! This year I am a racoon. I’m going to be sneaking around with my little bare butt, shivering in the frosty fall. But it’ One more time, before it gets colder than a witch’s tits, here are the girls getting some fresh air. Trick or treat!

Now that the dust has settled here at home, I’ve found some more XXX DVDs homeburned on my Mac. These are not available anywhere else, and I don’t plan on making any more of them. These are like mini-me’s in DVD form, looking for happy and horny homes to live in. They may not be good housekeepers, but they’ll make up for it in other ways. Take a look: Fuck Toy. I’m a doll, wearing a doll dress and a plastic doll mask, getting fucked with various plastic toys. Nasty New York Cab Ride. We’re in a cab riding around …

This is 15th of my series of birthday nudes. Celebrate with me! For 15 years of health and growth – not in height, *sigh* but in spirit. Cheers! This photo was taken in our backyard, which is the most awesome backyard I have ever had. Lots of land, magnificent trees, a rock wall… you can see all that in the background. What you can’t see and we’ve discovered over the past few weeks are deer skull and bones left behind by packs of coyotes. This place is wild! And that excites me to no end. Honey, I’m home!

I’ve been a bad girl. I totally neglected to update you all summer. I tweeted, Facebooked, Flickred, even G+ed. I have no excuse for this kind of blog neglect. Not to mention the horrifying alliteration on the title of this entry. I should be punished. Now it’s October. Pretty soon I’ll be posting my birthday nude, 15th of the series. My dears, you have watched me grow up from a wide-eyed bushy-tailed young bride to a confident woman of experience. I thank you for coming along on this journey. I hope you’re not bored with me yet. Since this is …

Prick is the new XXX video on MAYCAM. It’s part of the stubbornly ongoing Naked Summer, which despite being kicked out of our home, is in full force. So what’s going on with us? We did a lot of soul searching. Naked, of course. We talked a lot. Fucked a lot. We considered moving North to Seattle, where a lot of kinksters live. We considered moving South to Los Angeles, where a lot of porn stars live. We considered moving a little bit West and right back to the San Francisco Bay Area, where the queers live. Oh, the tossing …