I arrived at Las Vegas noontime and met up with my friends, Tony and Nina. Jay and I are sharing a room with them at the Venetian – a scrumptious suite with two queen size beds, a sunken living room and the bathroom of my dreams – with enough mirrors so that I can see what the back of my head looks like when I fix my hair. After settling into our hotel room and having a late dimsum lunch, I had only an hour left before the Adult Expo closed for the day, so I quickly got dressed, donned my pink wig and headed downstairs for the festivities.