This morning I got an email from ebay saying they’ve shut my auction down. According to ebay, my “listing contained the following: 1. “Hardcore” and “XXX” on image; 2. Reference to bodily fluids: ‘swallow.’”

“An African or a European swallow?” I say in faux British accent. Who can name the movie that was from? Come on… I know you can do it! Ready, set, go!

I’ve reposted the ebay auction for Nasty New York City Cab Ride, with pretty vague descriptions of the video. I’m hoping the ebay bidders just head over here and read the uncensored description so they know what they’re getting into when they win my tape.

It’s weird, you know. Ebay is a gigantic market, but it makes it difficult for an adult content buyer to find the treasure they’re looking for. I mean, good for the corporate dudes who sell well-known titles starring big porn stars. As for do-it-yourself-ers like me who makes my own porn and sells it myself, well… if I can’t rely on my way with words and provocative photos to find an audience, I may as well sell my tapes to big porn catalogs and have some big hairy guy packing my tapes for you. Hmm… that sounds like a good idea. I should just concentrate on making my tapes, and let the dudes take care of stuffing them in boxes. Does anyone know any good porn distributors?

Here’s what really trips me out. Check the photo above – no tits, no ass, just me in front of a taxi cab. Olympic gymnasts show more skin than I did in that photo. And yet the mere addition of the letters XXX was offensive to ebay. Isn’t that amazing? The power of the word!