Archive for December, 2003

Revenge, by Ellen von Unwerth

Sunday, December 28th, 2003

Revenge by Ellen von UnwerthThe best present I got this year is “Revenge,” by Ellen von Unwerth. It’s a book of black and white erotic photography, about orphaned girls who come to live with the Baroness, whose intentions are to enslave them. The girls, at first at the mercy of the maid and the chauffeur, break away and take revenge on their captors.It’s an exquisite book, employing classic erotic elements in the narrative: young women coming of age, servants, bondage and dominance. It’s incredibly erotic, but not explicit. It’s the height of fashion erotica, reminiscent of Andrew Blake’s soft porn videos in the 80s. The list of clothiers include Gucci, Jean-Paul Gaultier, Victoria’s Secret, Christian Dior, Dolce & Gabbana, Vivienne Westwood, among many more snooty names. “Revenge” satisfies the fashion slave in me, almost as much as it does the sex slave. It’s Vogue-gone-wild!!!

Winter Holiday Playlist

Saturday, December 27th, 2003

On my iTunes:

1. I Want To Vanish, Elvis Costello
2. The Origin of Love, Hedwig and the Angry Inch
3. Lady Stardust, David Bowie
4. That Joke Isn’t Funny Anymore, The Smiths
5. Goin’ Back, Neil Young
6. River, Joni Mitchell
7. Songbird, Fleetwood Mac
8. Razor Love, Neil Young
9. I’ll Pull You Thru, Bill Wyman
10. Into the Mystic, Van Morrison
11. Anna Begins, Counting Crows
12. A Man Needs A Maid, Neil Young
13. Doctor Wu, Steely Dan
14. For A Dancer, Jackson Browne
15. My Own Peculiar Way, Willie Nelson
16. Comes A Time, Neil Young
17. Take Me Down, Smashing Pumpkins
18. Almost Blue, Elvis Costello & The Attractions
19. The Loneliest Guy, David Bowie
20. Kite, U2
21. Oh Daddy, Fleetwood Mac
22. Fool To Cry, The Rolling Stones
23. Any World (That I’m Welcome To), Steely Dan
24. The Last Time I Saw Richard, Joni Mitchell
25. There Is A Light That Never Goes Out, The Smiths
26. Farewell And Goodnight, Smashing Pumpkins

What’s in a name?

Wednesday, December 24th, 2003

This is the first time I’ve seen my name used on a crap site. You know what I mean by “crap site.” This one had my name on the title of the page and all over the place, but does not ever link to my sites or have any information or photographs of me. It’s just a way for them to snag people searching for me by name. They serve purchased content from generic porn providers, and if you click on anything at all you’ll get pop-up after pop-up of more crap.

Although I think these people are total sleazes, misleading web surfers and not delivering what they advertise, I’m kind of flattered that they think my name is powerful enough to lure people into their cheap-ass porno world.

I guess I’ve always lived by my business ethics, and know that I can succeed more by being honest and delivering what I promise. My name and reputation is something I have earned through the years. It would be silly to compromise its integrity for just a chunk of change.

So just be careful out there. Don’t get stuck in porno pop-up hell on account of wanting to see more of me. MayLingSu.com has the latest photos and information on me and my erotic adventures. This is a public service announcement from your anal asian webmistress. ;-D

Jealous Bisexual (NOT!)

Sunday, December 21st, 2003

Jenny called at nine in the morning and said she was in the neighborhood, could she drop by and see us? I answered the door naked under my white terry cloth robe. There she was, big smile, a hug. I brought her into the bedroom, where Jay was still bundled up in blankets.

“Get in!” I invited her, as I stripped off my robe. She got in with her sweater and jeans on. “Aren’t you hot?” I asked. She nodded, and helped me help her off her clothes. She was wearing a matching push-up bra and g-string thong. I licked the periphery of her panties, enjoying the softness of her thighs. She is so soft. I couldn’t keep my hands and lips off her.

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(A Very Wide) Open Letter to the President

Friday, December 19th, 2003

I must admit I am very impressed, Mr. President.

I know the dramatic turn of events from the moment of your uncertain election was meticulously planned by the genius, your father. But you have executed his plans with more charm than I could have hoped for. You get things done, Chief Executive.

At the aftermath of 9-11, you rallied the nation in search of a mythical disappearing man, then like a lone cowboy attacked another country for reasons still unjustified. Payback for Daddy. This one is for the books.

Just when everyone’s getting restless about our continued military presence in a “liberated” nation, your troops captured the former dictator. There are only two things a new sovereign must do to earn a people’s respect: 1) humiliate the former leader, and 2) execute him. Both of these I am sure you will exercise in grand Texan fashion.

Oh, Georgie! You wield your power with the Alfred E. Neuman grin that gets my panties wet. The world is your whore, and so am I. With less than a year till the next election, you have only one more thing to do to keep this saga of “Lord of the Rings” proportions.

Bring us the head of Osama Bin Laden on a silver platter. Convince me that he’s not a fictional characted played by Al Pacino on a sound stage in Arizona. Do this and I will creep under your desk at the Oval Office, suck your cock, eat your milky cum and let you fill my mouth with your premium gold.

And unlike other interns, I don’t talk with my mouth full.

Strap-on Dildo and more about my porn

Sunday, December 7th, 2003

More questions from KO (and my answers):

so, I feel like you enjoy being taken, rather than dominating. I enjoy playing different roles, but yes, I love being taken, especially by such an artful lover as Jay is. He uses everything - his whole body and mind, toys, friends - to please me. He really takes me through a cathartic journey.

Ever fucked a man’s ass? Yes, rarely but yes. I would like to be more confident in wielding a dildo. It does take skill and practice because it’s an artificial appendage. I can’t really feel it entering his body… I have to guide it in with my fingers or I’m afraid it will hurt him. Once it’s in, I just pump it and take it from how his body is reacting. I have had Jay spread eagle in front of me, with a dildo up his butt and my mouth on his cock. It’s a whole new world! When Jay came in my mouth, I felt a much deeper shudder from him that was so satisfying.

Do you ever spend hours wanking yourself to online porn or is it a guy thing? Do you ever wank to your own porn? I do masturbate to online porn, though pop-ups really kill my buzz. I bought a CDrom from someone on ebay a while back, and that’s been my favorite porn to masturbate to lately: it’s variations on the theme of black guys ganging up on a Japanese woman. Very hot!!!

I can’t really get off on my own porn, I’m too busy nitpicking my facial expression, or my posture, or all the little things I wish I’d done differently. It shocks me sometimes to watch myself… but I don’t take myself so seriously. My videos are pretty funny anyway. I do get turned on by watching Jay in action. I love the way his butt muscles ripple as he bucks his hips pumping my cunt.

Do you feel like you make your porn for you or to make a living? My porn is primarily to create excitement in my life. Jay and I own and run our own business in the health industry. We love our work, and it gets tempting to ONLY work, so our naughty sites serves the purpose of keeping the mischief in our lives. Meeting people online, sharing indiscretions, it opens us up to opportunities of meeting like-minded individuals in this world.

Did you have any pangs of jealousy when Jay went down on Lena? No, I loved it. Later on that evening I played with her tits while he sucked her off again. I wish I had my strap on then, I’d double fuck that slut with him.

Sex with Two Guy Buddies

Sunday, December 7th, 2003

This morning I awoke hearing Jay talking to Mitch on the phone. That put a smile on my face. Jay came back to bed and put the headset on me.

“Hey, Mitch!” I greeted him while Jay crept down to lick my cunt.

“Hi, May Ling! Did I wake you?” he called from New York City.

I sighed. “Mmhhmmm, but it’s a nice way to wake up. When are you coming out to California?”

“You know I want to… the last time we got together we were double-fucking your ass… I just can’t get it out of my mind,” he went on, cutting in and out on his mobile phone.

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Pissing, Porn and Contact Lenses

Monday, December 1st, 2003

A transcript from my tagboard:

KO: Hi May!
KO: May can I ask if you had ever drank piss before Max pee’d in your mouth? Was that the first time?
may ling su: Hi, KO! That was the first time.
m: May, do you wear contact lenses? If yes, are they hard or soft? I watched a couple of your videos and it looked like you had that contact lens blink.
m: I know it sounds odd but I’m turned on by asian women, periods, small breasts, and women that wear contacts.
KO: Your new video Mens Room looks like a stunner. You have done several piss scenes since Max. Do you enjoy it more now as a regular sexual activity or is it really for the fans?
may ling su: Hi, m. No, I don’t wear contacts. I have 20/20 vision, so I really don’t need it.
may ling su: You might be referring to the glare from using nightshot. That’s just the UV light’s effect on eyes. I guess 3 out of the 4 things you listed as your turn ons ain’t too bad!
may ling su: KO, thank you. Mens Room was quite exciting. I wouldn’t say it’s part of my regular sexual activity.
may ling su: But I do enjoy guzzling it for the effect it has on my man. It totally shocks him and gets him so hard.
may ling su: Something I haven’t yet done on video, but do in private, is pissing on my man’s cock, then sucking him off.
may ling su: Not a lot of people know that piss is sterile.
may ling su: It’s also great for killing fungus. So when people have athlete’s foot, the old remedy was to piss on your own feet.
KO: Or trust me love, I know how rock hard it makes me watching you guzzle it in NYC Cab Ride. You really were determined to swallow all of it to the drop. Fuckin’ goddess is what you are.
KO: I like the profile shot on the webcam. So hot. May, is Mitch on Good Girl the same longish haired guy from NYC Cab Ride? I want desperately to see you take two cocks in that tiny little butt.
KO: So when did you and J first try watersports between the two of you after the max video. Did you feel really dirty after?
may ling su: Hi, KO. You’re right, Mitch was in Good Girl, NYC Cab Ride and also in two other video titles, Muir Woods and Combo.
may ling su: When I find a good fuck, I tend to hold on to him for a while.
may ling su: After Max, Jay and I did the Picnic Pee video.
may ling su: But it wasn’t until NYC Cab when I actually swallowed. LOL
KO: Hi May ling su! Came back to check the messages. Do you worry about porn being a negative path for you?
KO: Gotta go watch you swallow that piss. Please do a two man piss stream on your face in a future movie.
KO: Ha! What kind of customer feedback is that to give someone? sorry. I just think you & Jay are a very sexy, creative people.
may ling su: Hi, KO… thanks for the feedback. I love hearing from the members.
may ling su: To answer your question: Do you worry about porn being a negative path for you?
may ling su: I’m actually one of those people who believe porn is a credit to society.
may ling su: I myself learned about sex through watching and reading porn.
may ling su: I make porn at home, and with very trusted friends… so I would worry more about the sex workers who have different partners all the time.
may ling su: So far most of the people I met in the adult industry are intelligent, honest and real people.
may ling su: I’ve met some assholes too, but I don’t do porn with them. Because I make porn as a hobby and not as a living, I can be very picky about what I work on.
may ling su: I only do on camera what I am willing to do off-camera. I always think of safety and of my own self-esteem. I guess I have a wicked sense of humor.