Goddess

2004 March 31
by May Ling Su

I take my responsibility as a goddess very seriously. Not just a sex goddess, but a goddess of life. I don’t kill the daddy long legs and I try to save ants from drowning in little puddles I create in the sink. Of course the spiders feast on the ants, but that’s life. Part of being a goddess is letting nature be. I believe this gives me good karma.

Lou Reed is playing on David Letterman right now. Lou looks better the older and more wrinkled he gets. Interesting tai chi performance next to him as he sings an updated but not less tinkly “Sunday Morning” from the old Velvet Underground days. God, he’s SEXY. I love this song anyway. I think of hammocks and windchimes and pretty men licking my toes while I’m half asleep.

I wish I was as funny as Bunny Mcintosh is.

6 Responses leave one →
  1. April 3, 2004

    I can not believe I was linked by the asian anal sex goddess.
    my weekend just got better.
    Let’s get married.
    xo,
    bunny

  2. April 4, 2004

    bunny is the best indeed. keep on keepin on takin it up the ass.

  3. April 4, 2004

    does the asian anal sex goddess really need to be funny? just make sure you scream out the window and into the parking lot while ordering the pitcher around. hot, and funny. compromise.

  4. the greek permalink
    April 5, 2004

    i’m curious to know whether you’re the goddess of all asian sex who happens to be asian, or the goddess of asian anal sex. hooray for REAL amateur porn.

  5. April 6, 2004

    i want to be ‘lick#5′.

    yep. here i am.

    okay, that’s all.

  6. April 6, 2004

    Bunny, I think I love you! I’m not sure there’s such a thing as asian anal sex, as opposed to, say, american anal sex. But what the hell… I’m asian, anal, and I love anal sex. Thanks, everyone!

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