1. The Foods I Eat - I have an Excel spreadsheet in which I list all the foods I eat for each day, with corresponding nutritional value, so I know if I need more of any nutrient. I read the nutritional labels and list of ingredients on everything - food and body products. I avoid certain chemicals. I eat organic produce.
2. My Bank Book - I am meticulous about keeping my bank book balanced every day.
I took a long nap this afternoon, and now I’m up late. Again. So what else is new? I dreamed that a strange tree grew in the middle of our living room. Jay pissed on it and it flowered and bore a big juicy orange, which I promptly ate.
I’ve been dreaming a lot more often lately. Actually more than likely I’ve been dreaming just as much as I always have, except that I’m remembering them more. Must be the bananas I’ve been eating before bed.
This morning I dreamed about a woman I was in bed with in Thailand. In my dream, she had tattooes of jungle animals on her abdomen all the way down to the top of her thighs. I remember tracing the lines with my fingers, and making the zebra talk by moving the lips of her cunt open and close. I woke up laughing.
Maybe I should make surrealist porn…
