Cunnilingus Mustache

I don’t know anyone, man or woman, who is as good as Jay at licking pussy. He’s the only one who’s ever brought me to orgasm through his cunnilingus skill. I knew immediately he was rare, and that I would do anything to keep him for good.

Most men I’ve met have no interest in going down there. Although they welcome the gift of fellatio, they think they can show their gratitude simply by fucking my brains out, which really isn’t all that bad, as long as I’m not always left alone to finish myself off while they shower.

Some men with good intentions just plain don’t know how to give head. I’ve been with a few who thought they had to suck really hard on my clitoris, others who thought pleasuring me meant sticking their tongues as deep in my cunt as they could muster. If a guy is worth hanging out with in other ways, I invest in the time to teach him how to do it. For ladies, this is the best way to go about it. Don’t just settle for a mediocre sex life, but don’t lose a good man in a vain attempt to find The Tongue. I taught my first boyfriend how to perform cunnilingus, and felt really heartbroken when things didn’t work out between us. Hopefully someone is enjoying the extensive training I put him through.

My good karma blessed me with Jay, who was trained by another woman way before I met him. So you see, ladies, what goes around does come around.

As for women, most who claim to be bisexual don’t suck pussy well at all. At least I’ve never met one who was as enthusiastic about eating my cunt as I was about eating hers. Most women I’ve played with just really like to kiss and rub each others’ tits. I’ve been with a butch dyke too, and although she was enthusiastic, she spent much more time fistfucking me than getting me off with her mouth.

The truth is performing cunnilingus on a lover takes a lot of work. That’s why for me, enthusiasm goes further than skill. Cunnilingus techniques can be learned, and applied with variations based on each woman’s preference. Tongue muscle can build up to longer stints of cunnilingual play, especially for those times when an orgasm seems elusive. But first one must be absolutely excited to taste cunt, to watch a woman writhe in ecstacy, cheeks flushed and begging for a fucking when she’s at the brink of orgasm. I promise you, the rewards are worth it.