I dreamed that Jay and I are running around at a country club at night. Upstairs we go to use the unisex restroom. A male ghost presence rattles us out of there. We run out into the big empty ballroom absolutely frightened, but also really turned on. I am not wearing any panties (as I haven’t been lately in real life). I reach behind me for Jay’s huge hard-on and pull my skirt up for his insertion.

All of a sudden it is bright, and there are children and families piling into the ballroom. I reach for the curtains to cover me and Jay, hoping we can keep humping while these people mill about. Alas, a child comes up to us, asking questions. From behind us, a teenage girl shows some interest. So we pull ourselves together and talk to the teenage girl.

The kids all seem to be interested in the ghost. The teenage girl leads us to a group of teenagers, all talking about the ghost. I have to pee again, so I go to the same upstairs bathroom and encounter the ghost once more, this time having a harder time fleeing. When I finally make it out, Jay scolds me for going there by myself.

The teenagers offer us cocaine. We both stuck our noses in for a whiff, then everyone headed for Mass. We piled right into the side of the altar where the choir sits, but there are not enough seats. The priest approaches our group and we all form a circle around him. Jay lets out a billow of smoke from his mouth. The priest and the altar boys show appreciation. The Mass begins.

I am still not wearing any panties, and feel uneasy sitting. One of the teens come up close to me and rubs his nose with a finger, signaling for me to do the same. I find that the tip of my nose had powder on it. I look over at Jay, who is sitting with the teenagers on the floor on the side of the church.. I rub my nose at them, and they all do the same, cleaning off the powder at the tips of their noses.

After the Mass, a fat brown altar boy thanks us for the best Mass he’s ever had. The priest joins us and we head to the upstairs bathroom. We all camp out there in sleeping bags. The ghost appears. The priest performs an exorcism as the rest of us flail our arms and scare the ghost into good behavior. The ghost breaks down crying and apologizes. Jay goes deeper into the dark restroom to get our cat, who has been trapped in there from the very beginning of the dream. He perches her on his shoulder and we all walk home.