I got a splinter while putting the Elvis DVD away. Shoddy woodworking!!! Goddamnit! The splinter was lodged in so deep into my middle finger, Jay had to dig and dig with a pin and tweezers. I was panicky, shaking, crying and being a big brat. I guess The King doesn’t like to be put away without a fuss.
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The woman can take two cocks up her ass, and give birth, but she can’t stand to get a splinter out of her finger. I’m in love!
Awwww… <3<3<3