Aunt: There’s a church in my community that welcomes gays and lesbians, as long as they’re not practising.
Me: Oh, I’m sure there’s a gay bar somewhere that welcomes Catholics, as long as they’re not practising.
Aunt: There’s a church in my community that welcomes gays and lesbians, as long as they’re not practising.
Me: Oh, I’m sure there’s a gay bar somewhere that welcomes Catholics, as long as they’re not practising.