I’m so bored with my mass of dark hair. I don’t have a hairstyle. I just have a wild thing growing on my head.

It looks good when I tie it into ponytails or braids or buns on the sides of my head…

… but just loose with no fussing looks so feral. I mean, just look at this photo below. I may as well be the sasquatch.

I am a very low maintenance girl. A shower and shave is the most I do to keep myself looking, feeling and smelling good. I don’t do make-up, colognes, or hair products. I don’t have time for it and Jay can’t stand anything that has fumes. Most of the time I have mashed banana on my skin and sand between my toes.

I just want a low maintenance hairstyle that looks sexy in and out of bed.

I hung out yesterday at a hair salon and talked to the stylist.

Stylist: Yeah, you definitely need something. The way you look now, you look like you’re twelve.

Me: Twelve? Huh… that’s actually not bad.

Stylist: Twelve is okay, but not now that you’re a mom.

Me: Actually I was thinking more “porn star,” not “mom.”

So what do you think of these? I found them online searching for asian hairstyles:

This one keeps my hair long, but some wispy layers around the face gives it shape. Keeping my hair long lets me stay versatile so I can still put it in braids, or buns or ponytails.

This style is when I’m feeling more adventurous and impulsive. Just chop my hair off and give me this short hentai pixie look. It’s just hair. It’ll grow back faster than I want it to, right?