My mom cracks anal sex jokes at the dinner table. My dad blames her for all the porn in our house when we were growing up. After my family found my porn sites, my mom never confronted me about it the way others did. But that Christmas she gave me and Jay karaoke porn videos and a wood carving of a naked guy wearing a barrel – when you pull the barrel up toward his head, it springs out his huge woody. Without saying a word, she made me feel so understood.