Nympho Talk
Jenny came by with her baby, and babies and mommies had a playdate. We all played dress-up. Jenny showed me her c-section scar, and I showed her how chewed up my nipples have become from still breastfeeding to this day. Women compare birth battle wounds the way men talk about sports.
May: God, I am so much hornier now than I used to be. What about you?
Jenny: Not really, kinda the same. But I’ve always been horny all the time. I’m a nympho compared to my husband.
May: I’m even worse now than I was before.
Jenny: How old are you now?
May: 33.
Jenny: That might be it. You’re at your prime.
May: We’ve been wanting to play with other people lately. Have you played with others since you got married?
Jenny: No.
May: Do you still want to?
Jenny: Sure, but not without my husband. He won’t share me with another man, though.
May: What about women?
Jenny: Oh, I don’t think he’d mind having a woman join us.
Me: Ask him if he’d like to play with us. It could be just you and me playing, and the guys can watch.
Jenny: Oh, I don’t think he’d whip it out if there’s another guy in the room. He freaked out watching Brokeback Mountain.
(laughter)
Me: You know it’s really hard finding single girls. You were so rare, back then. Most women who want to play have partners. It’s better that way, everyone knows who they’re coming home with afterwards.
Jenny: Yeah.
I miss you, Jenny.
