Airplane lavatories are cramped, tight and uncomfortable. There’s hardly any room for one person, but it’s a jet set party when there’s two. Fasten your seat belts and watch me give Jay a blow job several thousand miles above ground.
Video Porncast # 2: Jet Blow Job
Aren’t they cute? Jay got me the cutest little panties with a geisha print. It’s one of a kind, made by a talented young artist who goes by the name Plat. It’s my favorite gift! Thank you, sweetie!!!
This is a common question I get in my email box:
hello my name is james and i was wandering.is it hard to do porn i would love to get in to doing. and i was also wandering if i could get a autographs picture of you my adderess is XXX. again thanks you for what you do
Hello, James. Getting into porn is different for men as it is for women. For women, the only requirement seems to be the willingness to do it. There are many women of varying shapes, sizes and colors in the porn industry. It’s wonderful to see them all being comfortable with their bodies.
For men, it’s more difficult. An important requirement is the ability to get and maintain an erection regardless of distractions (cameras, crew, whatever). Size doesn’t seem to matter as much, though it helps. Try performing on a webcam to see if you enjoy doing it. Nowadays people can make their own porn at home and post it on the internet. Good luck!
Autographed photo is in the mail for you.
Cheers!
From the naughty gingerbread man and gingerbread woman
Happy Winter Solstice!
Tonight’s entertainment is the movie Quest For Fire by Jean-Jacques Annaud. It’s set during the Ice Age when primitive tribes battled violently for possession of fire. It’s a love story, much more moving than the hit-lover-with-a-club kind of caricature one generally gets when dealing with primitive sexual relations. Love teaches humans how to make fire through rubbing sticks together. Love teaches humans how to laugh.
Quest For Fire has incredible sex scenes, more intense than the breast-heaving sex scene between Lucy and the Beast in Coppola’s Dracula (sorry, I digress… I just saw both movies recently so the image is fresh in my mind). I’m not surprised. Jean-Jacques Annaud has directed some very hot sex scenes in two other favorites, The Name of The Rose and The Lover. I guess the French have a reputation to uphold.
Bill Murray has mastered the mid-life crisis. Broken Flowers by Jim Jarmusch has the same jaded Bill Murray character as Lost In Translation and The Life Aquatic. I love all three movies.
You can say I’m a Bill Murray fan. I remember seeing him on David Letterman the day after he didn’t win an Oscar for Lost In Translation. He was still wearing his tux from the Oscars, laying on the sidewalk outside the Ed Sullivan Theater, drunkenly lamenting his loss, putting on a better show than any of the winners the night before.
I’m a Jim Jarmusch fan, too. I love Dead Man, Mystery Train and Down By Law. Broken Flowers has the same quiet, bittersweet journey as the three other Jarmusch films I’ve seen.
There are secrets, private jokes, funny little moments… Bill Murray’s character is named Don Johnston, “with a T.” While having dinner with Laura, played by Sharon Stone, and her ripe-for-the picking daughter Lolita, Don comments on her interesting choice of the name “Lolita,” while Lolita looks confused. Dr. Carmen, played by Jessica Lange, refuses all of Don’s invitations before her assistant reminds her of a waiting client, touching Dr. Carmen’s hip before walking back to the office. There is a florist named Sun Green, the same name as the title character in Neil Young’s Greendale album. The movie ends with Bill Murray looking eye to eye with a random guy in a Volkswagen, played by his real-life son Homer.
I want to watch this movie again. There might be more secrets to uncover.
I need a massage. I need strong fingers running up and down my body, especially where my neck meets my shoulders, the length of my spine, my thighs, calves and feet. I would lay on my belly and let you straddle the small of my back. I’d like it if you were naked, too. Clothing is so rough and uncomfortable. I want to feel your palm warm against my back, pushing and kneading as I moan. You could squeeze around the back of my neck while you lay right on top of me letting the warmth of your own torso relax my shivering body. Breathe into my neck. Be my furnace.
