Best apple pie in the world! It’s so good, you can stick your dick in it and I’d still eat it. 
By the way, dress by Lipgloss & Black.
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Best apple pie in the world! It’s so good, you can stick your dick in it and I’d still eat it.
By the way, dress by Lipgloss & Black.
Correction:
It only becomes the best applie pie in the world AFTER I stick my dick in it.
It’s weird, sure I like to watch another man fuck the hell out of my wife now and then, but good lard – keep your dick outta the apple pie! (even I have my limits)…
*bows down in humility at the god-like consort of May Ling Su*
Forgive me sire, I meant no offence to thee, nor thine divine pastries. I will pay larger indulgences to the church of thine goddess.
Yet what shall I tell the famished peasantry, melord?