I came across a link from one of my favorite blogs evah, Bryanboy. It’s about older white women going to Kenya for sex with younger men.

Honestly I see nothing wrong with it. The men are of legal adult age. If they want to hang out with grannies who pamper them in exchange for some hot stuff, that’s good for all of them. It’s pretty easy to look down on them from our comfortable American homes and say, Ewwww! But who the hell are we to judge? Besides, what’s good for the goose is good for the gander, right? Or did I get that mixed up? Like it or not, old men have been at the third world’s teenage population for decades now. It’s time their wives get a little bit of that honey, bunny.

It made me think…

When I get to be in my twilight years, would I do that? I’m lucky to be married to a virtual vampire. Jay looked like he was 12 at 18, and now looks like he’s 24 at the age of 43. It’s like being married to Harry Potter and he used his magic to stay young forever. And I’m not talking about botox either. Jay just has that forever teenage look. He kind of hates it, says no one ever takes him seriously. Bald headed beer bellied guys ten years younger than him shoo him off saying, “When you get to be my age…” But of course, Jay’s 8 years older than me. By the time I’m in my twilight years, Jay would be old too. I know I would still love him, but he and I both know that excitement of young blood is irreplaceable.

Harold and Maude

Hopefully I would still be pretty hot for an oldie. At least hot enough to attract younger guys. Hello, Demi Moore, Mother of all Cougars!!! Hello, Harold and Maude!!! Even with such powerful role models such as my parents, who both have had cosmetic surgery done, I refuse to even get into botox injections. I think cosmetic surgery is like crack. All you have to do is do it once and you’re hooked for life. It’s an addiction, with very dire consequences. Just look at these unfortunate freaks. God help them!!!

I want to grow old gracefully. Think Nancy Kwan… And hopefully I would never ever have to pay for sex. Hopefully my inner beauty and sexual experience would be enough to keep me attractive in my twilight years. I would more than likely shower my younger men with gifts like any granny would, but it would be so sweet if they weren’t constantly putting their hands out waiting for them.