May Ling Su

I am so happy today. My email box is teeming with lustful notes from friends. This one is a pussy-throbbing bedtime story written by Skred that I really enjoyed:

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This is the kind of Christmas Party I would love to attend. Cute little Japanese maids everywhere, and no sign of a fat man in red! More info at CScout Japan. Have fun!!!

Jay’s artistic talent is at its best when put to use by his delightfully disgusting mind. You remember Mistress Lola at Sinners Inc, Deedle Deedle and Pee Pee, and who can forget Little Sally Whoresnack, the sexy amputee? What possesses this man to create disturbing images of love? And why did I not only promise to live and love him forever, but also merge my egg with his sperm? Good god, what form of beautiful monster have we unleashed into this world?

Another of Jay’s genius brainchildren that I must raise in this world… That Dirty Ape.

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Most of the time you see pictures of me on my blog, though Jay is everywhere on it… his art, his vision, his dick…

So today I want to pimp Jay out to my female viewers, and to you guys too, if you are so inclined. Isn’t he hot? I think he looks pretty hot in the MLS Icon Wear (couldn’t resist interjecting my shameless promotion) but seriously, honey, he’s not just a pretty boy. He’s amazing in the sack, too! He’s hotter than Harry Potter. Wait a minute, I’m not sure I’m on target anymore: am I selling shirts or am I selling my man? Shit, no, my man is not for sale! But I’ll lend him to you if you treat him naughty and nice. And if I can watch.

I know I am the luckiest girl in the world! I feel like I won the lottery here. I never thought growing up a skinny pimply girl in the Philippines I would ever find a man who is so beautiful, so intelligent, so talented and so fucking funny. Most important of all, I never thought that when I found him, he would transform me from this skinny pimply girl from the Philippines into a sex goddess through the strength of his vision. Just one of those miracles of love, I suppose.

Take a little shopping break and watch this video with me. It made me laugh so hard, so I wanted to share the fun.

Alexyss Tylor has a public access show that talks about sex the way only she could. Check out the lady on the left, who hardly had a thing to say. I love it! There are several videos of Alexyss Tylor on YouTube, posted by different users, as well as her own Alexyss Tylor channel. Despite her prim and proper appearance on the video above, there are other videos that show her looking very hot! The woman is a star!

I just got my package from Cafe Press… and after seeing the items in real life, I realize this is not for everyone.

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As soon as Jay carved this stamp of my image, I knew we needed to reproduce it into everything under the sun. I’m already using the stamp for my correspondence stationery, but that’s just not enough. I wanted shirts, underwear, bags, pillows, mousepads, jewelry boxes, magnets and paper goods. Click here to see the collection!

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