Jay’s artistic talent is at its best when put to use by his delightfully disgusting mind. You remember Mistress Lola at Sinners Inc, Deedle Deedle and Pee Pee, and who can forget Little Sally Whoresnack, the sexy amputee? What possesses this man to create disturbing images of love? And why did I not only promise to live and love him forever, but also merge my egg with his sperm? Good god, what form of beautiful monster have we unleashed into this world?

Another of Jay’s genius brainchildren that I must raise in this world… That Dirty Ape.

That dirty ape, that dirty ape
He swings his dick too fast
I spread my ass and make it gape
But on his vine he passed

That dirty ape, that dirty ape
Among his well-hung tribe
There’s not a thought of force or rape
They one and all imbibe

That dirty ape, that dirty ape
He feeds me night and day
He keeps my body in top shape
And keeps my spirit gay

That dirty ape, that dirty ape
He has the strength of three
Exhausted, but I won’t escape
Without him, I’m not free

That dirty ape, that dirty ape
He loves to share me too
We got a hold of videotape
And now we’re showing you

That dirty ape, that dirty ape
It’s hard to stand up straight
And walk across the landscape
I think I’ll levitate

That dirty ape, that dirty ape
He really does deserve
A crown, a scepter and a cape
For fucking me with verve

That dirty ape, that dirty ape
And when he’s finally through
He spurts out cum the size of a grape
It’s just like eating stew