That Dirty Ape
Jay’s artistic talent is at its best when put to use by his delightfully disgusting mind. You remember Mistress Lola at Sinners Inc, Deedle Deedle and Pee Pee, and who can forget Little Sally Whoresnack, the sexy amputee? What possesses this man to create disturbing images of love? And why did I not only promise to live and love him forever, but also merge my egg with his sperm? Good god, what form of beautiful monster have we unleashed into this world?
Another of Jay’s genius brainchildren that I must raise in this world… That Dirty Ape.
That dirty ape, that dirty ape
He swings his dick too fast
I spread my ass and make it gape
But on his vine he passed
That dirty ape, that dirty ape
Among his well-hung tribe
There’s not a thought of force or rape
They one and all imbibe
That dirty ape, that dirty ape
He feeds me night and day
He keeps my body in top shape
And keeps my spirit gay
That dirty ape, that dirty ape
He has the strength of three
Exhausted, but I won’t escape
Without him, I’m not free
That dirty ape, that dirty ape
He loves to share me too
We got a hold of videotape
And now we’re showing you
That dirty ape, that dirty ape
It’s hard to stand up straight
And walk across the landscape
I think I’ll levitate
That dirty ape, that dirty ape
He really does deserve
A crown, a scepter and a cape
For fucking me with verve
That dirty ape, that dirty ape
And when he’s finally through
He spurts out cum the size of a grape
It’s just like eating stew
WOW you wrote poetry to my naughty stamps… art inspired from art. It just keeps giving!!! You aMAYze me.
Now THAT is one bad-ass cool ape!
Ever thought of printing that up on a t-shirt? I’d definitely shell out the cash for one o’those!
LOL… I’d like to see you in a Dirty Ape shirt.
Well then…make the shirt design and you’ve got a deal, honey!
Size XL or L, please.
The problem is that CafePress does not allow sexual images, or believe me, I’d have a whole shop of edgy art on Tee Shirts. You can always right click the image and print your own iron on. I love those bubble jet iron on’s one can print at home. But, where would you wear it… honestly!
May you forgot the Anal Ape, my favorite of the series… the money shot… THE MONEY SHOT!!!