May Ling Su

Thirteen days since my last post… I’m sure you are wondering where I’ve been and what I’ve been up to. Wait no longer, my friends. I’m back, and I’m better than ever. I’ve had a major overhaul in my private parts, and am very happy to unveil my fabulous new…

Vagina 2.0

(via 23/6)

It is bluetooth-enabled, and accepts European and Asian inputs, to provide the ultimate cybersexual pleasure. For those of you who are musically inclined, and I do love my iTunes, there is a built in iPod dock. God, I love a good rhythmic fuck. Engineers are still working on Anus 2.0 (watch for it in Fall 2008) but for those who tend to get confused between the two holes, take advantage of the GPS function built pretty close to the ovaries. Watch the GPS as it tells a lost little sperm that the ovary is a no entry zone. Vagina 2.0 does have a time release Plan B function, and not one, but two self-cleaning devices for uninvited intruders of the microscopic kind.

The final touch that personalizes my Vagina 2.0 is the installed Adobe Creative Suite Professional Edition. Of course, those of my lady friends who would like to upgrade to Vagina 2.0 have their own personal selection of software they can install. Mine just happens to be CS, for blogging purposes. That’s how much I love you! Kisses!

I know my man loves me when he makes me do the dirtiest deeds on tape, then kisses me lovingly in the end. That’s what this video is all about. That’s love!

This is footage I found on tape of our Stormy Night shoot a while back. It’s a lot more substantial than the previously posted Stormy Night Video Clip recorded on memory stick.

Video Porncast # 11: Stormy Night Video

The first time I paid for sex was in Las Vegas. Jay and I called a company and asked for a petite brunette to come to our hotel room. We were quoted $300 on the phone. She showed up, blonde and about 5 ft. 10″ in heels. That was fine, I was just glad she didn’t have fake boobs. She immediately asked for the $300 cash up front, then said that that was the fee for the company she works for, and that it only covers getting her in the door. If we wanted to “do something,” we’d have to pay her. She said she’ll do anything, she’s amazing at it, and “full service” costs $3000. The first half hour of our meeting was all negotiation. I was impressed by her business savvy. She called her company from our hotel phone, to let them know she made it here, and that she’s staying with us.

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Continued from Camera Foreplay…

The three of us stripped naked and got into bed. She laid back and let me explore her body. I took the thick pouting lips of her labia into my mouth and sucked, licked, alternately, insistently. I felt Jay’s hands working on my upturned butt as I worked on her. She hardly made a sound. She looked bored again.

Maybe a little bit of dress-up would liven up the menage a trois, I thought. Jay stepped out, and I opened my closet, trying on various pieces on her. Her breasts overflowed out of my tightly hugging clothes. I managed to find a sundress I bought that was two sizes too big on me. She looked beautiful. We ran out to the garden to take more photos before the sun left us for the day.

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