This reminds me of what happened when Jay cut my hair:

(copy-pasted from my chat with Tom Cooz):

me: yesterday when Jay cut my hair he got splintered by a strand of my hair about a whole inch deep.
He said his hand was throbbing to the middle of his forearm

Tom: wow!
how does that happen?!

me: He is convinced I’m some kiind of cyborg

Tom: that’s hot
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