Bunny Graffiti

Originally uploaded by maylingsu

I’ve been getting into a bunny kick lately. Everywhere I look I see bunnies, rabbits, good, bad and ugly. The thing with bunnies is that you can’t just have one. When I was a kid my brother came home with two bunnies from the fair. A male and a female. It wasn’t long before we had millions. Our male bunny would try to hump the mama just after she’s given birth. I mean, that’s dedication! His balls were huuuge!!!

So of course when we got bunnies for Christmas we had to have a whole case of them.

Ayieeeee!!!! We love these Smorkin’ Labbits from Kidrobot. They’re badass bunnies!

Jay’s been modding his toys lately and was so sweet to mod a smorkin labbit after me.

I don’t smoke, but I’m smokin’!

So how was Christmas?

My dog got sprayed by a skunk on Christmas Eve. What a stinker!!! I had to bathe him Christmas morning.

Other than that, I had a great time. Fun morning playing with toys, then party at my folks’ at night. I missed them so much last Christmas when we were in Maine. It was exciting having a white Christmas, but there’s nothing like my family parties. Everyone in my family parties like it’s 1999. My 82-year-old grandma was getting down line dancing with my aunts. The 4-year-old nieces are puking chocolate cake. The chihuahuas are chasing each other in the living room. My uncles are taking turns playing drums, guitars, karaoke, singing and beatboxing. One of my uncles just grabbed a broomstick and started hitting the cymbal with it. There’s a lot of spirit and a lot of spirits *wink wink nugde nudge*.

And one more thing about my family is that they are all gorgeous!!! I mean, drop dead gorgeous. The girls and the boys. I get all insecure about my looks everytime I’m around them, they’re so gorgeous. I start thinking about getting a new hairstyle, or a manicure, or a whole new wardrobe. I feel like such a dweeb next to them.

I tried growing my nails this past week, and was thinking about getting a manicure. Because here’s a fact about me: I’ve never ever gotten a manicure. Ever. I’ve always kept my nails short. Well, because when I was a kid I bit my nails. And then when I outgrew that stage, I just was always doing things with my hands. I don’t have time to sit around getting my nails painted. So I do admit I’m a little curious. Though I’d probably be impatient with the process and itch to surf the internet on my iPhone the whole time I’m getting this done.

So yeah, hanging out with my folks makes me feel like I should go shopping, get my nails done, get my hair streaked blond, cut, blowdried and styled at a salon while reading celebrity and fashion magazines. Or at least just pay more attention to my looks. I mean, it’s really depressing when the men in my family are prettier than I am. Goddamnit.

Time to visualize myself in the year 2009.