Caption This Contest #2
2009 November 2

Too much stuff!!!
Come up with the best caption and I’ll mail you a homeburned DVD of “Tom Cooz Yard Service.” Your comment should be timestamped by Friday November 6, 2009 11:59 pm to qualify for this contest.
“Tom Cooz Yard Service” and the photo above are part of the MAYCAM XXX Archive.
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Don’t come any closer or May will open a box of kung fu on your ass
He said there would be candy if I’m a good girl!
May begins to wonder if she should have signed that seemingly incredible lease for her new yoga studio.
Storage Stool Pigeon!
May finally understands what it feels like to be crammed in a tight place.
If you noticed the room you’re gay
Boxes everywhere but only one that Jay has filled.
Store Room Slut!
May takes a break from sorting her old toys.
Look, I am NOT going to catalogue all this stuff! There is too much, the boxes are stacked too high, and there’s – hey, DILDOS!
If we’re going to do the nasty, I guess we do it standing up.