The last blog entry of 2009. These photos were taken from my video “Toys,” uploaded to MAYCAM in the wee hours of this morning, in which I play with about six different sex toys until I finally get off. I shot it myself when I was home alone.

After 30 minutes of trying six different sex toys, two of them vibrating, five of them dildos, I have found the winning toy, the one that finally brought me to orgasm, and not surprisingly it is…

My glass double dong dildo!

Here are the other toys I played with:

1. Clown-face toy soldier vibrator – a pocket-rocket type vibe that came with a dust sleeve fabric hat. Handy for midday quickie bzzzt-bzzzzt goodness.

2. Plastic light up vibrating dildo – fun to play gynecology with because it lights up. Vibrations reach further than my clown-face toy toy soldier for those times when I want deep vibes.

3. Cyberskin cock – realistic cock and balls made of cyberskin

4. Black rubber butt plug – this one tasted chemical-ish. I didn’t play with it much.

5. Green silicone gourd-shaped dildo – this one tasted chemical-ish too. Didn’t play with it at all.

It’s weird because I remember using these last two before, and enjoying it. Jay and I never use chemical lubes or cleaners, so it is unlikely to be residue from previous play or cleaning. I’ll look into this more in the year to come.

Tonight, we say thank you and goodbye to 2009, and welcome 2010 with hopes for more excitement and productive creativity. Big hugs to you all!