When I was pregnant I had a dream: the Madonna with a Freddie Mercury mustache was holding my baby. In my dream the baby was covered with a pink blanket, so I thought it was a dream about the gender of my baby. Then I thought, Freddie Mercury… is my baby going to be GAY? I don’t know that yet. But right now I can tell that my vision of Freddie Mercury means that our child is an amazing musician, a prodigy even. Rock on, everybody!
In world news, Aussies want to ban small breasted women in porn. Apparently small breasted women promote pedophilia. In Australia, only full breasted women have the right to be sexy. The rest of us flat chested women can just hide in shame under our miracle bras, feel guilty about promoting child abuse unwittingly, or get a boob job if we feel like rebelling against the horrible lot our genes have imposed on us. Aussies also want to ban squirters. Just because they’re freaks. Don’t they know only guys ejaculate? (link via @joycesu)
As an Aussie I would like to refute the prejudice against small breasts. In porn, on the street, on the beach; breasts of all sizes are most welcome. As we say in Oz – the closer to the bone, the sweeter the meat.
Censorship most often does not reflect the opinions of the people.
Thanks, Penny!!!