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What the fuck is wrong with people who think they have to jam all sorts of crappy products into their orifices just to enjoy themselves? I remember the first time Jay and I were with LingLing she brought this tube of Anal Eaze because she was really nervous about having anal sex. It didn’t do her any good. That stuff was nasty! Needless to say, Ling Ling’s ass didn’t get any action that night. Years later, though, she was able to enjoy anal sex, and she didn’t need the stupid-ass product to do it.
All of the stuff that’s supposed to numb parts of your body so you can perform sex acts is wrong and unnatural. You’re supposed to feel when you’re having sex. Isn’t that the point? If you give in to the fear of pain, you deny yourself the pleasure of the act.
The key to amazing anal and oral sex is foreplay: lick, suck, get it all wet with spit and juices, probe, spank, talk dirty. Our bodies relax and allow penetration when it’s at play. Trust your body. We are meant for pleasure.
Speaking of safe sex, take it from these puppets:
Smut I’m reading on Kindle for iPhone: “The Claiming of Sleeping Beauty,” by A.N. Roquelaure.
Short bits of naughty reading: This past Thursday was Dirty Haiku Day at Susie Bright’s Journal.
Violet Blue posted a call for submissions for Best Women’s Erotica 2011. I’m really enjoying Best Women’s Erotica 2010. If you’re looking for short naughty stories to read in bed, go get this paperback.
P.S. How do you feel about Christina Ricci? Hot or not? (via @Be_Better_Guys)
