What do you think? Come up with the winning caption to win a home-burned DVD of “The Snoop”. Your comment should be timestamped by Wednesday, March 17 to qualify for this contest.
“The Snoop” is an hour-long video available in high resolution streaming format at MAYCAM.
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Update (March 26, 2010): Okay, this announcement is about a week late. Thank you for being patient with me and my taxes.
The winning caption is Brian’s: “I’m guessing, young lady, that your work has something to do with bunnies!”
I love bunnies! And anything bunny just wins with me.
Brian, let me know where to send this DVD.
Everyone else, try again next time! I hope you all had fun!
Fool the guesser, win the girl!
SUGGESTED CAPTION: I’m guessing, young lady, that your work has something to do with bunnies!
1) My guess is this is my lucky day!
2) Hell, little girl, there ain’t no guessing involved…you ARE a winner!
3) Thanks for the tip, May, resting it on my chin does make it easier…can’t wait to get home and see if he likes it!
“And who can guess what this young lady does for a career? The first person to guess correctly gets a date with ‘The Strap-On!’”
You will suddenly desire to become an internationally known adult internet personality. Your art will blur the line between porn and erotica. People will see the fun, love, and excitement you spread, and see that it is good, and join you on your crusade for a life time full of joy, music, enthusiasm, and happiness.
“Step right up, Fool the Guesser And win this pretty prize”
“Wanna be the guest guesser?? Then reach on down in that front center pocket for a microphone you can put up to your mouth just like mine!….no sorry the cable isn’t as long on that one you’ll just have to bend down to it.”
Wow, I would have never guessed that double penetration was your career, you win.
Clean caption:
“Fool the Guesser?!? Hey, wait a minute… I thought this was the karoke booth!”
Naughty Caption:
“Wow, you were right, I never would have guessed… And you say all 12 inches actually fits”
So, May, was there a winner?
Late caption: “Hey little girl, I’ve got a prize for you if you can guess whats in my middle pocket…”
So, May, it’s been a week … have you selected a winner?
I’m guessing that was your Jay writing one of those captions May? That’s not fair!
B. David, I set this game up to be fun. Please don’t take the fun out of it.
I will not tolerate anyone excluding my man from any of the fun and games, on or offline.
Honestly I like his caption very much. It comes from the man I love and expresses how much he cherishes the life he shares with me. It is the best caption of all. None of you came close to the depth of insight and intelligence Jay revealed in his caption.
However it would be silly if I gave Jay back the very DVD he burned himself, wouldn’t it?
So I picked your caption instead, Brian David. I don’t get it. Why are you acting like a sore loser when you won the DVD?
I’ll tell you what isn’t fair. That I create something that’s supposed to be fun for everyone and someone acts like a jerk toward me and my man, the person who is *providing the prizes.*
What a disappointment.
Remember what Wil Wheaton says, guys: Don’t be a dick.