
Come up with a clever caption or share a recipe or cooking tip with me.
The winner will win, not one, but TWO DVDs: Tom Cooz Yard Service and “Going Down: The Official Guide to Cunnilingus” from Dr. Carol Queen’s Pleasure-Ed Series. Yummy!
Your comment should be timestamped by Friday, May 28, to qualify for this contest. Now GO!
Update June 3, 2010: Congratulations to Bill for his winning caption, “Can I get some white sauce to go with a Number 69?” which I thought pretty much sums up what I could be thinking in this picture.
I hope you all had fun coming up with captions. Until next time, keep those comments coming!



Can I get some white sauce to go with a Number 69?
“May Ling Su. She’s what’s for dinner!”
Without a second glance, I knew I wanted the sizzling platter.
When cooking with garlic I like to store it it a dark place until it begins to sprout.
When that happens the garlic has a different flavor, more zesty I suppose. I always
do this when cooking Thai or Lebanese food.
Stir it up, baby!
“Anyone for Chinese tonight?”
Can I get some hard noodles to go in my box?
HOT LUNCH BEING SERVED. BRING THE INGREDIENTS FOR YOUR RECIPE.
“Of all the Chinese restaurants in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine…”
“The house special tonight is our hot and spicy Wanton Lik and Fuk Mi Tu Combination.”
Finger lickin’ good!
1) Finger lickin’ good!
2) Oh, I would certainly rank that dish as more than merely three stars!
Cake balls for May Ling
Ingredients
1 (18.25 ounce) package chocolate cake mix
1 (16 ounce) container prepared chocolate frosting
1 (3 ounce) bar chocolate flavored confectioners coating
Directions
Prepare the cake mix according to package directions using any of the recommended pan sizes. When cake is done, crumble while warm into a large bowl, and stir in the frosting until well blended.
Melt chocolate coating in a glass bowl in the microwave, or in a metal bowl over a pan of simmering water, stirring occasionally until smooth.
Use a melon baller or small scoop to form balls of the chocolate cake mixture. Dip the balls in chocolate using a toothpick or fork to hold them. Place on waxed paper to set.
I’m really having trouble concentrating on ordering food.