Win the Scratch ‘n Sniff Pussy card from Suckpax 3 – it is the chase from The Sucklord‘s wax packs of trading cards. Come up with the best caption for this photo and type it into the comment box below by the end of Christmas Eve. Make it good! It will be like your little present to me on Christmas morning.
Update: I don’t know why it made me laugh, but Penny’s caption, “Jar Jar never got this much action,” wins the Caption This Contest #8. Send me your mailing address, Penny, so I can send you the Scratch ‘n Sniff Pussy card. Thanks for playing, everyone! Come play again next time.
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Video of me showing off the Scratch ‘n Sniff Pussy card and other loot from Suckpax 3
Suckpax 3 at New York Comic Con
What do you mean, naked? My parts are showing? My goodness.
Wrap May Ling Sith around your naked body
Ooh, ooh that smell
Can’t you smell that smell?
“This pussy has been inspected, rated and approved by the Empire! Get your certificate here, now!”
LOL,
Best collectable ever!!
This is the pussy you are looking for.
Lucky bastard!!!
Jar Jar never got this much action
The Force is strong in this place
Preparing to enter the mysterious vortex, the clone trooper felt the Force flowing into his throbbing erection. This would either tear him into atoms or he would cum in his shorts. He hoped for the latter.
oh i want one… but i can’t wait until next year when you selling the Scratch N Squirt!!
That is a snatch I would love to scratch.
“The erotica is strong with this one, if only she could be turned on to the power of the dark side.”
Excerpt from the “Space Triplets Travelers Guide”
Article 69 – Caution: Objects truly are closer than they appear.
This isn’t what they meant when they said sex toys, but don’t tell her that.
I know this is late, but I had to throw it out there anyway.
“I don’t care if they’re HER cards, I can give them away if I want… she’s right behind me, isn’t she?”