Win the Scratch ‘n Sniff Pussy card from Suckpax 3 – it is the chase from The Sucklord‘s wax packs of trading cards. Come up with the best caption for this photo and type it into the comment box below …

Win a homeburned DVD of “The Snoop” if you come up with the perfect caption for this photo and type it into the comment box below by Friday, September 30. Just like everything else on my sites, adult participants only. …

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It’s been a long time since we’ve done one of these. What do you say we have another one? You know the rules. Come up with the perfect caption for this photo and type it into the comment box here. …

Come up with a clever caption or share a recipe or cooking tip with me. The winner will win, not one, but TWO DVDs: Tom Cooz Yard Service and “Going Down: The Official Guide to Cunnilingus” from Dr. Carol Queen’s …

What do you think? Come up with the winning caption to win a home-burned DVD of “The Snoop”. Your comment should be timestamped by Wednesday, March 17 to qualify for this contest. “The Snoop” is an hour-long video available in …

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