All packed up and ready to go. It seems like we’ve been packing forever. We started putting our stuff into storage in November, took a break for the holidays so we can spend time with family, then it’s back to finishing up putting things away.

We’ve done all this before when we packed up our stuff to move to Maine for a year. I admit I like shaking up my life this way. It helps me re-examine what’s important and what I can live without.

I must be a vagabond at heart. A nomad. A gypsy. I love to move. I love exploring new places, meeting new people, learning their ways. It’s as if I have lived a million lives. I’ve been a child in Manila, a struggling actress in New York City, a dot-com millionaire in Silicon Valley, a Las Vegas porn star for a night, a haunted mermaid in Maine and a beach mom in Half Moon Bay.

What new and exciting lives will I lead in the coming years?

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Win the Scratch ‘n Sniff Pussy card from Suckpax 3 – it is the chase from The Sucklord‘s wax packs of trading cards. Come up with the best caption for this photo and type it into the comment box below by the end of Christmas Eve. Make it good! It will be like your little present to me on Christmas morning.

Update: I don’t know why it made me laugh, but Penny’s caption, “Jar Jar never got this much action,” wins the Caption This Contest #8. Send me your mailing address, Penny, so I can send you the Scratch ‘n Sniff Pussy card. Thanks for playing, everyone! Come play again next time.

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I love these guys! They are so beautiful! Josh’s hair has grown longer and blonder. His smile is luminous. His body is always perfectly smooth and muscled in all the right places. Josh is the archetypal California surfer and skateboard punk. In contrast, Jay is the archetypal East Coast art school punk. He has long dark hair, dark eyes framed with long lashes and dark framed glasses. His skin is pale, also perfectly smooth with lean muscles. I’m the luckiest gal in the world.

And they work so hard to satisfy me! They both like to be upright while boning me, so it’s tricky getting both of them in. Their pelvises have to work around each other to get to me, and then grind deep into me till I cry out in orgasm. Yes!!!

Frankly I wasn’t thinking about the beauty benefits of semen on my skin when I let these guys cum all over my face. I let them because they wanted to, and that’s the kind of relationship we have, that of fulfilling each others’ desires. After we were done I just wiped the cum off my face gently and showered.

But a few days later when I was out with my mother, she remarked on how my skin looked fabulously smooth and glowing. Mind you, I’m a girl whose teenage years were peppered with skin problems. My mother (yes, the same one – I only have one!) dragged me from dermatologist to dermatologist, completely baffled that she, with perfect porcelain skin, would spawn a child who sprouted pimples on her cheeks. So you see, my mother’s remark on my skin meant something to me. I had to bite my lip from blurting out, “Thanks, Mom. I just had a couple of beautiful men cum on my face a couple of days ago. It’s the most fabulous skin cream in the world. You mean you haven’t heard of Cleopatra’s beauty secret?”

Watch the action at MAYCAM: Hotel Hottie.

I’m in Esquire Philippines magazine – the Women issue. The article is called “From Ateneo Graduate to American Pornstar: A Dialogue With Gang Badoy.” Go get it! It’s out now.

The men were helping me pick out my outfit. They watched as I pulled off my jeans and panties, showing off my bush. “Should I shave or not?” I asked. They both stammered, managed to say something which meant nothing really. It’s up to me.

I got ready while the men hung out waiting for me upstairs. By the time I joined them, we had all decided the party was happening right here.

We shot video some of the time. I wish you could see these beautiful men right up against each other, smooth pink chests shaking, working hard to make me happy. They’re so good to me!

“Bunny” is a 14 and a half minute video of a naughty bunny girl getting it from two of her favorite men. Watch it at MAYCAM.

This is Year 13 of the Birthday Nude tradition. This is one of the rare moments I get to sit still and reflect on what’s past and where I’m headed in the future. This past year I became a Pornsaint and muse to two paintings, one by Chelsea Greene Lewyta exhibited at La Galerie Provocatrice in Amsterdam and another by Karl Backman exhibited at the Museum of Porn in Art in Zurich. I am also in Suckpax 3, a collaboration between The Suckord and SideKick Lab on a pack of trading cards in which my pussy appears in scratch ‘n sniff ink.

The future? I’m at a crossroad. It’s not clear to me which direction I am taking. I’m taking down notes from my subconscious. See if you can help me figure this out.

Around my birthday I had a dream about Nick Cave. I’m sitting on a couch. Nick Cave sits on another couch next to mine. He leans over and says, “You’re never in any hurry, are you?” I feel like time has passed me by, and he is reminding me to seize the moment. I get ready to go on a date with Nick Cave.

I get in my van but as I pull out of the parking spot I realize I am on water. I drive the boat/van out of the parking garage and plummet down a waterfall. It takes my breath away. I remind myself to relax, everything will be fine. The boat/van is submerged for a moment, then is buoyant again.

I drive it across the water to a place that has mirrored walls. I check my reflection. I’m pulling a piece of luggage, wearing a loose dress and flowers in my hair. My hair is big and messy, like a bird’s nest.

I go up an escalator and find Nick Cave at the top, talking to two old men in Spanish. He straightens up when he sees me and gets a big table for all of us. I wonder what the hell I was thinking bringing my luggage with me.

Another dream: I have pencils in my hand and am poking around me at an invisible ghost. I finally feel an entity that resists like an invisible balloon that refuses to pop. I am frustrated by the dullness of my pencils. I woke up with the desire to sharpen all the pencils in the house.

Am I going crazy or am I going sane?

Suckpax 3 has the world’s first and only scratch ‘n sniff pussy – my pussy! Get a sneak preview of the cards at ToysREvil’s review of Suckpax 3, with my pussy pixelated to keep the kids guessing.

Updated 22 Oct 2011:I don’t see where anyone can get Suckpax 3 online yet. Suckpax 3 is available at the Suckadelic Suckstore. If you are at New York Comic Con, Sidekick Labs has them for sale at booth 576. These cards are selling out fast because The Sucklord is such a huge star on Bravo TV’s show, Work of Art and recently on the cover of The Village Voice.

Get them if you can, and tell me what my pussy smells like.

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