Photo by Retouch NYC My birthday is coming up on the 7th. I tend to be introspective around the time of my birthday, but this year I feel it even more. I feel like a full grown baby being forced …

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My mother is unapologetic about her cosmetic surgery. She had work done around the age of fifty: eyebags removed, deep-set creases added to her previously uncreased asian eyelids, wide nose tapered into a button nose, double chin removed and a …

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Do you think I’m wearing panties under this wool dress? Or do you think I’m airing out the vaj? Give it a guess in the comments section of this blog entry. If you guess right, I’ll send a surprise picture …

We have not had any sun in the Bay Area for a long time; a hundred years it seems. A tropical island girl like me can get very homesick on days like this. I close my eyes and imagine the …

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Jay and I got a little Casio digital camera just after we got married several hundreds of years ago. It took grainy 240×320 pixel photos (or 320×240 if you’re holding it sideways) and it swiveled so we could take self-portraits. …