Luca Corso is really making my weekend with these underwater photos of his 19 year old muse wearing MLS Icon apparel. These ought to kickstart your summer, as they have mine.

Luca Corso posted a wet MLS icon t-shirt photo on my Facebook wall. It made my day so I’m sharing it with you.

Luca, I’m sending you a little un-surprise package in the mail. Watch for it this coming week. You rock!

Have a wet and wild holiday weekend!

“Understanding how the arrival of a baby can affect sex and intimacy is exactly why we decided to launch GoodVibesSexyMama.com. Good Vibrations has nurtured our female customers through many lifecycles – from the ‘first time’ experiences to menopause. Why not help guide them through this period of their lives as well?” says Dr. Carol Queen, Good Vibrations’ Staff Sexologist.

Why indeed not? I can’t think of anyone more deserving of special attention.

Being a Mom is a juggling act. I remember Jay asking me why I wanted to complicate my life when we were having so much fun being a couple. I admit I wasn’t being rational when I decided I wanted to get pregnant. It was an emotional reaction that felt like the cosmos calling me to fulfill my purpose in life. As soon as I gave birth and the amount of work involved became apparent, I wondered why on earth I couldn’t have been satisfied with my other purpose in life, pleasure!

Between breastfeeding, diaper changes, naps, baths and playtime, Jay and I barely had any time to be intimate. Before our baby was mobile, I wore her in a sling. When she became mobile, I lost all my baby weight chasing after the little monkey. My parents visited every weekend, but it wasn’t enough time for me and Jay to go off and do something romantic. Our sex life survived on quickies during naptime or late at night. If our sex life was a baby, it would have died of neglect.

Now that our kid is in school, we have a little more time to spend together. We’re luckier than some couples because we work at home, and can organize our schedule to accommodate sexy time in the day. Once in a while, our kid spends the weekend with her grandparents, so that Jay and I can have playmates over. Now that we’re parents, though, things will never be the same. No matter what I’m doing, and with whom, in the back of my mind, I wonder if my daughter is eating right, if she brushed and flossed her teeth before bed, and if she is safe and warm.

It takes a lot more to take my mind away from Mom mode to Sex Goddess mode. I imagine other Moms feel the same way I do. I’m glad Good Vibes is focusing on providing not only a web resource for Moms, but also “Mommy Playdates,” a quarterly event for Moms to have a personalized store tour and a one-on-one consultation with Good Vibrations’ Staff Sexologist and author, Dr. Carol Queen. For at-home Moms like me, it’s a chance to meet other Moms and talk about more than just which kindergarten I’m sending my kid to. I would love to trade recipes for an exciting love and sex life. What do you do to keep your love and sex life exciting?

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I will be attending the Feminist Porn Awards in Toronto next week. It’s a two-night celebration of feminist porn hosted by Good For Her, Toronto’s resource for sex toys, porn, and sex-positive workshops.

Thursday, April 8 at 9:30 pm will be Provocative.Public/Porn, a film festival of the year’s best feminist porn, with a Q&A with notable directors such as Tristan Taormino, Shine Louise Houston, Nica Noelle, and April Flores. The event will be at Bloor Cinema (506 Bloor West).

Friday night, April 9 will be the Feminist Porn Awards at Berkeley Church (315 Queen Street East). There’s a VIP Pre-Party at 8, then the show begins at 9:30. Lots of entertainment, prizes, refreshments and hot feminist pornographers.

Come out to either or both of the events and say hi to me! I don’t make too many personal appearances, being such a busy mom, but when I found out that On My Period was nominated for Best Website, I just had to summon all my powers to make the trip.

I have about a week to figure out what I’m going to wear to the awards show (I have nothing in my closet that will do!), and pack for everything I could possibly need during my two day stay in Toronto. Just imagine, for two days I will be a single woman, what would I do during the day? Got any ideas?

I know I definitely will be going to the Good For Her shop. More than likely I’ll shoot some porn in my hotel room, whether I find a partner to play with or I wind up all alone with the toys, it will still be a great looking shoot I can share with my MAYCAM members and MLS blog readers.

… doo doo doo bee doo… I just got back from Good Vibrations. They have a “hands-on” workshop on giving a hand job. It was fun stroking dildos a gazillion ways with a sexy group of mostly women (and a couple of men). I can’t wait to practise on the geeb. Good Vibes is like a candy store to me. I couldn’t resist bringing a little rubber duckie vibrator home. It fits perfectly in my bathroom where I have an extensive rubber duckie collection. Now I can sit in the tub and sing, “Rubber duckie, you’re the one! You make bathtime lots of fun! Rubber duckie, I am awfully fond of you… doo doo doo bee doo…”

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I still have this Rubber Duckie vibe. Actually, not this one. A new one. I had to replace it when it finally died a couple of years ago. It lived long and worked hard. I loved it so much that I had to buy the exact same one after it died. Good Vibes still has them. Maybe I should stock up now.

After 30 minutes of trying six different sex toys, two of them vibrating, five of them dildos, I have found the winning toy, the one that finally brought me to orgasm, and not surprisingly it is…

My glass double dong dildo!

Here are the other toys I played with:

1. Clown-face toy soldier vibrator – a pocket-rocket type vibe that came with a dust sleeve fabric hat. Handy for midday quickie bzzzt-bzzzzt goodness.

2. Plastic light up vibrating dildo – fun to play gynecology with because it lights up. Vibrations reach further than my clown-face toy toy soldier for those times when I want deep vibes.

3. Cyberskin cock – realistic cock and balls made of cyberskin

4. Black rubber butt plug – this one tasted chemical-ish. I didn’t play with it much.

5. Green silicone gourd-shaped dildo – this one tasted chemical-ish too. Didn’t play with it at all.

It’s weird because I remember using these last two before, and enjoying it. Jay and I never use chemical lubes or cleaners, so it is unlikely to be residue from previous play or cleaning. I’ll look into this more in the year to come.

Tonight, we say thank you and goodbye to 2009, and welcome 2010 with hopes for more excitement and productive creativity. Big hugs to you all!

This is iPhone Self Portrait #5. After I shot it my daughter jumped up on my bed and announced she was going to slide down my legs. Ack! Tightened up my abs just in time for the landing.

Then I got a knock on the door. I was expecting grocery delivery and was tempted to answer the door in these, but decided against it at the last minute, buttoned up my shirt and threw overalls on. Maybe another time when the kid’s in school. HA!

I remember collecting her stationery when we were in grade school. In our twenties, I bought her pink vibrator and she made a cameo appearance in my video “The Snoop.”

Now she’s everywhere, and there is no low she will not stoop for. Check out The Funny, The Weird and the Horrifying World of Hello Kitty. Has Hello Kitty gone too far?

(via AllTop)