She showed up while Jay and I were in the middle of a PMS fight. There was no winning, arguments were disintegrating into vicious cycles of self-destruction. Her presence saved us from hell. Her friend, my acquaintance, introduced us. She …

Continued from May Meats Skred Part 1. I’ve been anxiously waiting for this, my sweeties. Part 2 of Skred’s red hot bedtime story…

I am so happy today. My email box is teeming with lustful notes from friends. This one is a pussy-throbbing bedtime story written by Skred that I really enjoyed:

I love warm autumn afternoons. Four seasons make me appreciate every warm day I can get before the frost begins. I lay in the hammock between two maple trees, soaking up the gentle rays of sun through leaves, feeling sleepy, …

Fairs are to the country as subway trains are to the city. They are great places to observe a whole lot of human beings. Leitmotif at the country fair: fat mamas and skinny daddies. Being a mama myself I can …

Jay wants to buy an old farmhouse here in rural Maine. Acres of land, waterfront property… (that’s my stipulation! If I’m living in rural Maine, this tropical island girl demands a swimming hole.) I checked out some listings online, romanticized …

I’ve been itching for some kind of social life, so instead of swimming in the lake right in front of our cabin, we headed out past Liberty to go swimming in a public lakefront. I got in my hot pink …

Me and my shadow Originally uploaded by maylingsu. We’re finally settled in our little lakeside cabin in Maine. My toddler and I have been swimming everyday. Jay has gone all out to make our cabin as nice and cozy as …