May Ling Su

I’m not a religious person, but this song by Leonard Cohen moves me. Music is the closest we can claim to be in the presence of the Divine.

Hallelujah
by Leonard Cohen

Now I’ve heard there was a secret chord
That David played, and it pleased the Lord
But you don’t really care for music, do you?
It goes like this
The fourth, the fifth
The minor fall, the major lift
The baffled king composing Hallelujah
Hallelujah
Hallelujah
Hallelujah
Hallelujah

Your faith was strong but you needed proof
You saw her bathing on the roof
Her beauty and the moonlight overthrew you
She tied you
To a kitchen chair
She broke your throne, and she cut your hair
And from your lips she drew the Hallelujah

Baby I have been here before
I know this room, I’ve walked this floor
I used to live alone before I knew you.
I’ve seen your flag on the marble arch
Love is not a victory march
It’s a cold and it’s a broken Hallelujah

Hallelujah, Hallelujah
Hallelujah, Hallelujah

There was a time you let me know
What’s really going on below
But now you never show it to me, do you?
And remember when I moved in you
The holy dove was moving too
And every breath we drew was Hallelujah

Hallelujah, Hallelujah
Hallelujah, Hallelujah

You say I took the name in vain
I don’t even know the name
But if I did, well really, what’s it to you?
There’s a blaze of light
In every word
It doesn’t matter which you heard
The holy or the broken Hallelujah

Hallelujah, Hallelujah
Hallelujah, Hallelujah

I did my best, it wasn’t much
I couldn’t feel, so I tried to touch
I’ve told the truth, I didn’t come to fool you
And even though
It all went wrong
I’ll stand before the Lord of Song
With nothing on my tongue but Hallelujah

Hallelujah, Hallelujah
Hallelujah, Hallelujah
Hallelujah, Hallelujah
Hallelujah, Hallelujah
Hallelujah, Hallelujah
Hallelujah, Hallelujah
Hallelujah, Hallelujah
Hallelujah, Hallelujah
Hallelujah

Here’s another version I like, with Rufus and Martha Wainwright “rehearsing” the song onstage.

Happy New Year, everybody!!!

I’ve been really into bunnies this toy-buying season. Bunnies!!! They’re so cute and fluffy and badass! Like Monty Python’s Holy Grail badass.

Have a look at these Dunnies all painted up like the badass bunnies that they are. Aren’t they the baddest bunch? There’s also these Smorkin’ Labbits, adorably orally fixated little bunnies, not as badass as the Dunnies, but would make great supporting bad guys in a bunny action flick any day.

The Bunnyfish is a bit of a departure from the classic badass bunny, but I just had to have one. Who better to represent my inner mermaid/bunny self than my very own Bunnyfish (which I plan on naming when it arrives - I still don’t know if it’s a he or a she. I decided to wait. Got any suggestions)?

Enough cuteness! Now on to toys of the… uhrm… sexual variety. I love my Rabbit Pearl Vibrator. Bunny ears tickle my clit and pearls churn at my opening. I don’t know any man who can do what my Rabbit Pearl can! I’ve had this toy for a long time, and it’s still a fun fave.

A few months back Jay got me the little white rabbit that could. It’s handy for quick zip-zip’s when I need a little perk in the day, and so much fucking fun when I’m playing with Jay.

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You all know that Harry Potter is my cosplay fantasy of choice. So when announcements were made back in 2006 that Daniel Radcliffe would be playing Alan Strang in Equus, I was really excited. He’s all grown up and getting naked onstage!

When Equus opened in London in 2007, there were promotional photos released of nude Daniel Radcliffe with a beautiful white horse.

Then soon after a full frontal penis photo circulated around the net…

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Over the weekend, our wee one had a birthday party, and our friend John Fox decided to gift us with a Wii. We’ve been playing with this new toy nonstop since. When we weren’t playing, Jay was buying Wii accessories: extra controllers, steering wheels for driving games and Wii Fit, this amazing fitness package that I did yoga on this afternoon.

Playing sport games on Wii is awesome. Wii tries to get gamers off the couch and get their bodies moving. Other games don’t translate well, though, and got us hooking our old Game Cube controllers back up.

Of course it crossed my mind to play Wii naked. That’s an easy leap! Here are a bunch of girls already playing Topless Wii.

Spotted on Fleshbot.

I’m feeling really optimistic. Change is coming. Communication, in politics and in personal relationships, can overcome insurmountable odds. I thought I’d do my part in contributing to the excitement in the air by posting a porncast, a little clip from the Hot Wife video that is available in full at MAYCAM.

I’m feeling really good today, so not only am I also posting a WMV version of the podcast video above, I am also going to give away a 24-hour access pass into MAYCAM to those who comment below - and please be creative. Woo me! Monosyllabic lame comments will not be acceptable. Comments must be timestamped before November 6, 2008 9 am to qualify.

Reposted on SuperFantasticUltra, this catfight video of May Ling Su vs. May Ling Su got about 100,000 hits a day from Japan when Super Spy Chick debuted in 2003. My kung fu skills are unimproved nonetheless. Have fun!!!

My hot wife gets it on with another guy.

Hey, it’s Jay. It’s been a difficult month getting back into the “swing” of things. After a year in Maine visiting family, getting back to our California lifestyle has it’s ups and downs. Over the past year, May continued to stay in touch with Tom and Sam, two guys that used to join us for MFM sex. It is our biggest turn on, both May and I to team up with another guy, and give it to May from all ends at once. We used to have the luxury of playing when and where we wanted, but now that we are parents, finding any “us” time is difficult. Lounging around naked during mid day, making love, shooting porn… well… those days are over for now. Usually 10PM is when we finally have time for each other, and we are both usually a bit tired, and ready to crash by then, so finding time when we are full of energy is even more difficult.

Tom and Sam were excited to hear that we have returned to the bay area, and Sam phoned one afternoon and asked to visit. May said, come on over, and he did. We all hung out upstairs just talking, playing with our wee one, and catching up. May took Sam off to show him the house, while I watched our kid.

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Thanks to all my iTunes subscribers for sticking around through my blog crashing and us re-setting everything up. Here’s a quick video porncast for you, just a little something to let you know I’m thinking of you.

Speaking of videos, I’ve got hours and hours of streaming Quicktime videos of me and Jay doing what we do best - DIY XXX porn - at MAYCAM.com.

I’ve also gotten several emails requesting DVDs of our videos, and until now I haven’t had any available. Well, Jay has been burning DVD-Rs in NTSC format (US/Canada) on his Mac, so now he’s got plenty of:

The Snoop - $50.00
Yard Service - $50.00
Maid/Picnic/Gloryhole/Fisting/Fantasy Island (all 5 shorts on one disc) $75.00
Shipping/Handling $6.00 USPS

Go here for payment info for both MAYCAM and the DVDs.

I’ll post the DVD promo photos soon. Stay tuned!