Just a stupid chink’s opinion

Have you seen this?

A white woman yelled “Go back to China!” at an asian man on the street. He turned around and yelled back at her, “I was born in America!” The asian man happens to be New York Times deputy Metro editor, Michael Luo, who then wrote an open letter to the offending woman. He also started a twitter conversation about Asian-Americans’ experience of racism, #thisis2016.

Most of it sounds like petty playground taunting. The fact that an asian man can confront his abuser and write about it later on the New York Times shows he has power. Had it been a black man doing the same thing, he would have been shot dead on the sidewalk before he even opened his mouth. Had it been a Muslim doing the same thing, s/he would have been labeled a terrorist and taken away, never to be seen on the face of the earth. I’m exaggerating, of course, but not by much and you know it.

I do have a problem with people assuming “victim” status. I’m not talking about real assault here. I’m talking about words thrown about carelessly on one hand, and hypersensitivity to certain keywords on the other. On the playground, if you let a bully see your weakness, the bully wins. Remember, the best defense is offensive. Here are a few suggestions for snappy come-backs to racist comments:

  • People talk “ching chang chong” around you? Don’t act all hurt. “Ching chang chong” back at them. Incessantly, like you’re their new best friend. “You-me-ha-ha!” I’m pretty sure it’ll weird them out enough to stop, or if they have a sense of humor they’ll actually laugh at you and themselves and the whole situation in general.
  • Someone call you Bruce Lee? Say thanks, it’s an honor. The man is a god! Then whip out some karate chops. You don’t know karate? Just make shit up. Racists are stupid. They won’t know the difference.
  • Someone tell you your English is perfect? Say, “Thanks! Yours needs work.”
  • Someone ask about your slanted vagina? Say, “Yes, and I’m another slanted vagina you’ll never get to fuck.”
  • Someone tell you to go make chinese food? Take their money to go.
  • Someone wants to kick your butt back to China? Kick their butt back to Ireland. Not from Ireland? Who cares? I’m not from China!

See what I’m getting at? Asians can out-racist the racists. We’ve had plenty of experience. East Asians think they’re better than South and South-East Asians. Chinese, Japanese, and Koreans don’t like each other either. Singaporeans and Hong Kong Chinese hate Filipinos.

If there is anything #thisis2016 has shown me, it’s that Asian Americans are racist against Asian-Asians. They’re saying, “How dare you lump me in with immigrants and international students who don’t speak English well or at all! How dare you compare me to low life sex workers, maids, nurses, delivery boys, cooks… I’m better than them! I’m American!!!”

I’m a naturalized American citizen originally from the Philippines. I’m a college graduate and my American English is impeccable. But you know what? I put on a mock Asian accent and race play with white men in my latest MAYCAM video. Why? Because it’s naughty. Because I like Asians, yes, including the whores, the maids, the nurses, the delivery boys, the cooks… I am them and they are me. Because calling myself racist slurs does not threaten my racial dignity any more than being a sexual submissive threatens my feminism.

How does your hard white cock feel about that? Love me long time, Joe?

May Ling Su asian on the menu

May Ling Su

One thought on “Just a stupid chink’s opinion

  1. May, I have enjoyed your “productions” for some years now and I think you are one of the most desirable sexy women I have encountered. I am a white American married to a very hot sexy Asian(Chinese) woman for some 10 years now who appreciates the beauty of Asian women and their rather different open sexiness. We live in CA in the South Bay near you and In talking with my wife about racism and observing her actions and the reactions of others to her I have some observations. My wife and I are in the swing set and she is quite the exhibitionist wearing very sexy clothes and has been known to display her considerable assets openly and even flaunt them. We have had a good many sexual encounters with others and as seems to often be the case she is bisexual and attracted to other women as well as men. In the swing world there seem to be an unusual numbers of WM /AF couples and those girls seem are very often also bisexual. Our experience is also that very many of these Asian girls are as my wife very openly sexual, exhibitionistic and very ready to have multiple sexual partners of both sexes. In other words You and my wife are very much like a very significant number of the Asian girls we have met. One of the reasons we enjoy the swing set is the largest majority of them lack any racist feelings or behavior perhaps because we are too busy fucking and enjoying the beauty of the naked body having sex to have anything but enjoying the differences we have. You are a beautiful person and so sexy and we love your ability as she has to enjoy life and sex. She trys not to get too wrapped up in who we might imagine has illwill toward her or us. Happily here where we live there are many AF/WM couples around us as well as very many Asian people in general and we enjoy the variety and the beauty of those people. We also think that there is plenty of hostility in the world and we do not want to add to it but rather meet it with civility and deflection. They are likely simply jealous and wish they were more like you and us!

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