Speaking of toys, Jay has been really into paper toys lately. He got me to design a sexy little paper toy you can download, and print, cut, fold and glue to make your very own. Cute, no?

Here’s something Jay made: a May Ling Su keystone – download the pattern, print, cut, fold and glue. HA!

Miss Maggie Mayhem is going to Haiti this summer. Miss Maggie Mayhem is a bondage, fetish and pin-up model, an HIV test counselor and sex educator. Please send her Paypal donations so she can help the people of Haiti.

I found a couple of links to blog entries about art and On My Period:

A Legitimate Vagina asks the question, “Is feminism irrelevant in art?”

The Abject in Art, “Somewhere between object and subject lies the abject.”

So this past week Google launched Buzz and signed up all Gmail users automatically to it. An aggressive move, and frankly I was irked a little, being a bit of a control freak. But not only did Google assume I wanted yet another social networking platform, it also assumed I was “following” people I email with, instead of letting me decide that on my own.

I spent an hour or so going through settings, customizing this and that, taking back the control. For instance, I opted to hide who I’m following and who follows me. (Here’s a lifehacker tutorial on how to do it.) My email is a very private thing. My contacts are not for public consumption. I like keeping my private world private, and being in control of what goes out public.

What I like about Buzz is that it has a clean interface (unlike my Facebook profile that is now so cluttered with app posts from friends giving me “gifts”) without the 140-character limit that Twitter has.

I’m giving Buzz a chance, though I don’t really have a lot of friends hooked up to it so I do wind up turning it off most of the time. Still, here’s my Google Profile. We’ll see how it goes.

What amuses me the most is finding out where you are from. Take a look:

Hello, Americans, Canadians, Europeans, Asians and Egyptians!!!

Welcome, South Africa, Brazil and Indonesia!

Thank you for coming, Argentina, Alaska and Australia!

Okay, I know you didn’t come to my site to see pins on maps. So I thank you for obliging me. And I thank you for your attention. I know there are a gazillion porn sites out there, and a million sex blogs too. I really appreciate your visit and I hope you come back. Actually I would be totally stoked if you subscribe to my blog.

Here’s a token of my thanks.

Have a fun weekend!

My music site, Strip Karaoke 2.0 is up. I call it 2.0 because all the content is set up entirely on tumblr, and social networking sites, such as Last.FM, MySpace, T61 and YouTube. Very exciting for me to be able to bring my music to people who will appreciate it. If you have an account with any one of these sites, please leave me a comment, or a heart, or introduce yourself to me somehow. And even if you don’t have an account, do pay me a visit and check out my tunes! More to come!

Springtime is for airing things out, cleaning, pruning… I’ve been busy. I’ve put off so much work that I am now getting to. I’m dealing with a certain webmaster who is infringing on my copyrighted materials (thank you to my fabulous lawyer friends for helping me out!). I finally did a major backup of all my files into a more compact but just as powerful hard drive so wherever I may travel this summer, I will have my files along with me. I finally *gulp* reformatted my PC and it is now working fast and furiously. Though my heart will always belong to my Mac laptop for all the places we’ve been and all the amazing things we’ve done together, my PC is a hardworking son of a bitch and I’m proud of it.

I’ve finally gotten MAYCAM to a place I’m happy with. Just a tiny little bit of tweaking, and I’ll be able to slurp my content up into it easily. I just updated it again, with new photo sets, including the photo above (in larger files, of course). I do wish IrfanView was available on a Mac, because la fuck-a-racha it rocks!

I have many art and literary projects brewing. Forgive me for being brief. I do have so much content already up for you to enjoy, whether it’s my free blog here at MayLingSu.com or the invite-only MAYCAM. Thank you so much for watching, reading and listening. If I could fit all of you into my cunt, I would. Ok, I’m being silly now. Happy Springtime! Fuck like rabbits!

Right now I am looking each entry over, checking for dead links, re-path-ing media, taking a trip down memory lane. I should be in bed by now. Every night I tell myself I will go to bed earlier, but every night I get sucked into cyberspace like a junkie.

Everything is rebuilt completely from January to July 2002. There are Quicktime videos up from way back when we were hanging out with Max Hardcore and his entourage. Hot stuff! Those videos are available bigger, faster and sexier on MAYCAM.

Speaking of Max, I got a question from hypoluxahermespan: I don’t know if you want to discuss this, but since you shot for him (wow, what a scene that was). what are your feelings regarding Max Hardcore and his pending imprisonment?

For as long as I’ve known him, Max Hardcore seems to always be in some sort of legal battle defending his right to make the kind of smut he makes. Like Larry Flynt before him, Max Hardcore tests the limits of Freedom of Speech/Self-Expression. He wins every time because America really does care about freedom more than morality. Each community’s mores are so different, but everyone in America will defend their liberty. I have faith in that.

I love my new home. We still have a pile of boxes unopened, but everything I need is out and getting some play. Life is good. A bit busy maybe, but really good. There’s a lot to do, you know. Making my home beautiful, spending time with the people I love. We’re eating well, living well, loving well.

When I crashed my blog in July I took a little break from the internet and have been spending a lot more time in real life. It was very frustrating to lose 6 years worth of diary entries. I moped around for a couple of days, but after that I just decided I would move on. I could spend my time trying to get my xml file to load on to a new blog platform or enjoy a beautiful sunny day happening outside my window. I chose the incredibly sensuous world of the beach.

Still in the back of my mind I itched to type up silly nothings. Jay and I have been taking naughty pictures here and there, getting excited about sexy projects. This new diary will be the portal for all that fun media mayhem Jay and I get all turned on about.

I still am attached to my diary entries from 2002 to 2008, some of the entries a very emotional record of my life. I wish I could compile excerpts from my past diary archives into a book. With dirty pictures, of course. Now if only I can find a publisher or printer (for self-publishing) that would print porn…

May Ling Su Mobile Edition Version 2.0 is now available. Just pull up MayLingSu.com on your mobile phone or PDA and when you click to enter, it should automatically switch to the simple quick-loading mobile-friendly interface for viewing my blog entries and sending me your text comments. I haven’t yet tested it because my mobile phone doesn’t have enough memory! So if you’re accessing my blog by mobile phone or PDA, let me know if it looks all right, please? I’d really appreciate it.