Win the Scratch ‘n Sniff Pussy card from Suckpax 3 – it is the chase from The Sucklord‘s wax packs of trading cards. Come up with the best caption for this photo and type it into the comment box below by the end of Christmas Eve. Make it good! It will be like your little present to me on Christmas morning.

Update: I don’t know why it made me laugh, but Penny’s caption, “Jar Jar never got this much action,” wins the Caption This Contest #8. Send me your mailing address, Penny, so I can send you the Scratch ‘n Sniff Pussy card. Thanks for playing, everyone! Come play again next time.

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Video of me showing off the Scratch ‘n Sniff Pussy card and other loot from Suckpax 3
Suckpax 3 at New York Comic Con
What do you mean, naked? My parts are showing? My goodness.
Wrap May Ling Sith around your naked body

Suckpax 3 is now available at the Suckadelic Suckstore. I got my set in the mail and shot this video of me unwrapping the wax packs and showing off The Sucklord‘s trading cards. I can finally unveil my Scratch ‘n Sniff trading card uncensored!

I have a few of the Scratch ‘n Sniff pussy trading cards. I’m thinking of giving one away in a contest. Is anyone interested in winning one of these highly collectible items? Speak now or I’ll keep them all to myself.

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Suckpax 3 at New York Comic Con
What do you mean, naked? My parts are showing? My goodness.
Wrap May Ling Sith around your naked body

Suckpax 3 has the world’s first and only scratch ‘n sniff pussy – my pussy! Get a sneak preview of the cards at ToysREvil’s review of Suckpax 3, with my pussy pixelated to keep the kids guessing.

Updated 22 Oct 2011:I don’t see where anyone can get Suckpax 3 online yet. Suckpax 3 is available at the Suckadelic Suckstore. If you are at New York Comic Con, Sidekick Labs has them for sale at booth 576. These cards are selling out fast because The Sucklord is such a huge star on Bravo TV’s show, Work of Art and recently on the cover of The Village Voice.

Get them if you can, and tell me what my pussy smells like.

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What do you mean, naked? My parts are showing? My goodness.
Wrap May Ling Sith around your naked body

I call her Stitches. She is a doll patched together from rags, as the video and photo gallery I posted in MAYCAM suggests. Jay and I had fun painting stitches on me, attempting to look like this (anatomically correct, by the way) doll Jay made from his mod doll series, Cuntz.

Looking over the photos in which I pulled my sheer baby doll dress over my face, I see something else: a fantasy evoking Frankenstein’s monster, surgically pieced together from corpses, brought to life by perverse inspiration, a lost soul.

I beg your pardon. What do you mean, naked? My parts are showing? My goodness.

• More girls in R2D2 swimsuits here
• R2D2 and C3PO catfight

Last night after midnight we stood on our wet driveway looking up at the lunar eclipse. The sky was clear around the moon. Constellations aligned as supporting cast to the night’s spectacle. Cirrus and cumulus clouds lit silver framed the sky. Not a bad way to spend Winter Solstice in San Francisco.

Yesterday we all had haircuts. I gave Jay a trim first thing in the morning. Then I took my daughter to the salon where she and I both got trims and layers.

“I’m nervous around you,” Jay said when we walked indoors after looking at the moon. “I’m afraid I’ve come home with a different girl.”

I smiled, pushed him into the bed and crawled on top of him.

“You look different. You smell different.”

I went down on him. This, he must know, does not feel different.

When he had me on all fours with my butt sticking up, panties pulled down my thighs, I teased him, “I’m not that kind of girl.”

He pushed his cock into my ass and teased me back, “Oh, yes you are. I can tell just by looking at you.”

We fucked. This man and I have been doing this for over 14 years now and I still marvel at how he makes me feel doing it. I cum and he cums. As constant as the sky, as rare as a lunar eclipse.

After washing up, I sat on my desk by the window attempting to write. The moon had escaped the earth’s shadow. It lit up the night brighter than any of the electric lights on the street. Jay came out wearing his warm hooded robe. I teased him about being the Sith Emperor Palpatine.

He laid back on the couch, his robe parted below the waist to reveal his thighs and cock, freshly washed and white against the dark robe. I straddled his thighs and gripped his cock. I rubbed my pelvis on his thighs and stroked his cock up and down, feeling it harden in my palm. I imagined his cock was my own, tried to imagine what it was like to have an appendage protruding from my pelvis. I pressed myself on his thighs, got into jerking my cock. It felt strangely natural. What pleasures come from rubbing it? Does it compare with the pleasure I get from my clit, my pussy and my ass?

I took him in my mouth.

“You always get me hard in your mouth,” Jay whispered. As constant as the sky.

When he fucked my ass for the second time last night, I relaxed my body and let him take me in his stride. My mouth felt engorged, tingling and pouting, from sucking his cock. My anal walls engorged, swollen and sensitive from the previous fucking, took the friction in depth. My orgasm lasted the whole time. It was incredible.

Hong Kong Designer Pacino Wan Redesigns the Playboy Bunny Costume for Asia’s first Playboy Club.

Oh, look! Does the hairstyle remind you of someone?

These are actually great ideas for the new leather bunny mask Jay got me for my birthday.

What do you think?

I want some candy!

I’m going to be spending this morning in the kitchen, making cake and cupcakes and candy and all sorts of goodies for our Halloween party here at home. Have a great Halloween weekend, my dear kiki lovers!