I found myself at Mission Street in San Francisco with my man, handsome in his black coat and hat. It’s a costume ball after all. Where is the Badlands Mission Gallery? Could have missed it, if it weren’t for the clown at the door… A yenta with feathers in her hair snatched my man and married him off to a cute biker girl in leather. Throughout the course of the evening, I got married, won a prize for the fetish fashion show, and got smeared with a slab of meat down the front of my black vinyl dress by an irreverent indian. My prize for the evening, though, was meeting Guillermo Gomez-Pena.

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Speaking of crazy, Michelle Phan made a name for herself posting YouTube tutorials on how to do make-up. It was impossible for me to tear my eyes off her videos. I watched every single one of them, each time marveling at her transformation from plain (but still pretty) asian girl to a gazillion different glamorous looks. She just recently got sponsored by Lancome Paris. Girl hit the big time!

Here she is making herself look like Sailor Moon. Isn’t she cute?

New video on MAYCAM: Fuck Toy begins with me showing off my doll collection, and expressing my desire to be a cute little fuck doll. This is Dr. Grumbles‘ first ever appearance, long before Super Spy Chick started following his scent around. Dr. Grumbles organizes and documents the transformation.

Hair in ribbons, doll mask, and baby doll dress later, I am put through the ultimate toy torture. Toys of the non-sex variety are inserted into my parts as I squeal and squirm. Just when I thought I couldn’t stand it any longer, the crazy doctor finally gives me what I want. Flesh! There’s only so much plastic and rubber can do for me. I take his cock everywhere I can and milk it for what it’s worth.

Fuck Toy is 82 minutes of bizarre porn with our trademark high energy sex. Take a peep at the Fuck Toy box cover.

> > When I first heard of it, it sounded sexy, but the more I thought about Jennifer Love Hewitt vagazzling her vajayjay the less appetizing it became. I imagine a Swarovski crystal in my mouth feels a lot like a cherry pit. I want to separate it from the flesh and spit it out. (via @GuyKawasaki)

> > I usually have little patience for people who snag images from other websites and do not attribute it to the artist the image came from, but I just couldn’t resist linking to this adorable photo of Japanese Cosplay Alice in Wonderland. I’m smiling like a Cheshire Cat! (via @pdxpixguy)

> > I’m really glad the rich and famous are donating so much money to help the victims of the earthquake in Haiti. But news like this turns giving into a spectator sport. Makes the rest of us who can only scrape a measly 2 to 3 digit sum feel like we don’t have to bother. (via bryanboy)

> > Penelope Trunk, founder of Brazen Careerist, is a business writer who uses examples drawn from her relationships and sex life to get her point across. I spent an entire morning reading all the links on her About page and I’m sold like the rest of her 48,000 or so subscribers. (via dumblittleman)

> > I bought these earrings after reading 17 Unusual and Creative Earrings. (via @GuyKawasaki)

> > I can’t help it, but I find the ferocious Tiger Woods on the cover of Vanity Fair so sexy. (via @vivalogos and @vanityfairmag) It’s not uncommon for people who exhibit an extreme passion for something (art, music, sport, business, whatever) to be just as passionate sexually. All very normal and healthy until deceit becomes an ingredient in the mix. A while back I read Susie Bright’s interesting take: Tiger Woods’ Cuckold Fantasies. This is a great possibility for tit-for-tat. If Elin Nordegren really wants to keep her man, how about rounding up a couple of well-hung athletes for a romp in the Woods’ marriage bed, just in time for Tiger to walk in on them?

> > I was so fascinated looking at Walt Disney’s organizational chart. I must have stared at it for a good 10 minutes. I just couldn’t look away. It was interesting, kind of creepy, like looking at a corpse. Or maybe more like Walt Disney’s brain in a jar. (via @GuyKawasaki)

> > This cock rocks long and hard. Nuff said. (via @MishkaNYC)

> > Further proof that men are from Mars and women are from Venus. The gender divide according to Google search autofill. (via @violetblue)

> > Personal news: We got a cat! This Siamese tom was beating up every other alley cat in our friends’ San Francisco neighborhood. He’s a beauty, but there was no peace to be had while he’s terrorizing their ‘hood, so we took him in. He roamed our giant coastside side yard for two days before he came back and settled in. Now he’s Jay’s studio cat love muffin.

> > Oh, and I dyed my hair purple. I’ll get photos up soon.

Super Spy Chick from May Ling Su on Vimeo.

I had such a great time making this movie with my friends. It’s an hour-long science fiction comedy schlock feature that I’m hoping makes Ed Wood proud.

In “Super Spy Chick,” you’ll see me in a crazy catfight, tortured by a mad scientist, singing karaoke, and baring my pregnant belly. (Not to mention using the archaic Greymatter blog platform in the first scene. Nerd trivia: SuperSpyChick.com is still on Greymatter!)

Despite YouTube’s opinion, I do not have sex in this movie. Sorry, head over to MAYCAM if that’s what you want to see.

If you want something silly and sexy (but safe) to watch tonight, get your popcorn ready and click the Play button above. Have a great time!

I want some candy!!!

Happy Halloween!

Once in a blue moon I get behind the camera and push Jay up front to fulfill my cosplay fantasies. ‘Tis the season, pumpkin season, that is. I got him an official Hogwarts uniform so he can be my favorite character, Harry Pothead.

Doesn’t Jay resemble Harry Potter? By the way, that metal sculpture he is holding above the pumpkin is an ornate copper and crystal wand he made in college, when he used to sell wands to witches in Maryland.

My dear sweet Harry makes magic with his wand. What’s the spell? Erectus Maximus! Fellatio Delicious! Ladies and gentlemen, this next photo is of Harry Potter and his “other” wand.

Happy Halloween!!!

Jay wanted to momentarily take my mind away from the flood that hit my hometown so he invited Josh over. My man knows just what it takes to distract me. I had fun getting all dressed up with Jay while we waited for our guest to arrive. I’m glad I wore a tiny vinyl dress and thigh-high vinyl boots because by the end of the night I was all cumstruck! The guys soaked me with three loads between the two of them. I was a happy devil girl!

Video is up at MAYCAM.