I made these naughty pretzels one night when our friend Trixie came to visit. I don’t know what possessed me. One minute I was making just the average run of the mill pretzels, the next moment I was shaping the strings of dough into cocks and cunts.
I think Trixie liked it. How about you?
I just got back from picking up take-out Thai food. (Actually, I ate first before I headed to my laptop to type this out.)
The Thai lady at the Thai Kitchen in Camden is soooo nice to us. She loves our wee one and always gives us freebies when we eat there. Today when the wee one and I picked up our take-out she served us a siumai appetizer while we waited. Then gave us pineapple chunks. Then served us samosas. When the food we ordered was ready before we had touched the samosas, she added it to the samosas we had ordered, so we got 2 orders of samosas for the price of one.
Py Kim Conant wrote a book called “Sex Secrets of an American Geisha,” a self-help book for ladies who want to atttract and keep a good man satisfied. Py Kim is not a geisha, though she has done her research and presents practical advice based on the geisha culture. She is funny and politically incorrect. The videos below show her silly sense of humor tackling the delicate subject of shaving. Watch and worship!
Posted Oct 07, 2007
Based on Py Kim’s book, “Sex Secrets of an American Geisha: How to Attract, Satisfy, and Keep Your Man,” she talks about why men should worship their women’s shaved vaginas and why women need to shave pubic hair.
Posted Oct 23, 2007
Funny comedy sex web TV talk show with hot sexy Korean woman Py Kim about why men should shave pubic hair
Here’s one more sexy ecological answer to the energy problem, Ivo. The Chopstick Bra, a concept piece of lingerie fashion from Japan, comes with a collapsible and recyclable pair of chopsticks one can store on either side of the bra cups. A chopstick-rest is between the cups, and the cups are literally and figuratively depicted as a cup of rice and a cup of miso soup. So adorable, my cups runneth over!
Trend spotted at Shake Well Before Use and Truemors.
Best apple pie in the world! It’s so good, you can stick your dick in it and I’d still eat it. 
By the way, dress by Lipgloss & Black.
I am so FAT!!! I don’t have access to a weighing scale but I can be certain I have gained at least ten pounds since I moved to Maine end of May. This summer my worst vice was banana splits.
I had one of these beautiful babies at least twice a week: one scoop vanilla with blueberry topping, one scoop strawberry with strawberry topping, one scoop black raspberry with raspberry topping, whipped cream, nuts and cherries sandwiched between banana halves.
