I tell people I’m a vegetarian but that’s somewhat of a lie. It’s true that I generally don’t like the taste of meat. Especially lamb because it tastes sweaty. I’m not one of those vegetarians who eat fake meat. Seriously, if your body craves the taste of meat, feed it meat. Your body is trying to tell you something. Listen and respond. Knock knock! Who’s there? Your true nature.
I’m honestly drawn to fruit, vegetables, and grain. You could say I’m a natural vegetarian. Oh, and dairy. I love dairy. I love cheese, ice cream, yogurt, ice cream. I guess I’m a lacto-vegetarian then. Ooh, eggs. I love all kinds of eggs. Chicken, duck, quail. Put me down as a lacto-ovo-vegetarian. Well, it’s true, I do occasionally eat seafood. No self-respecting mermaid/island girl would go without seafood. You could call me a lacto-ovo-pesce-vegetarian, if you want to be technical about it.
All right, all right, once in a while I eat meat. Like that time I was invited to dinner and our hostess was serving moose meat. I couldn’t pass that up because I have to try everything at least once in my life. (It was so tender and delicious!) And okay, I admit that since I live with a couple of meat eaters, I eat meat every time I’m too hungry and too lazy to cook a vegetarian meal just for myself.
Forget it. I’m not a vegetarian. I’m a liar.
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