Come up with a clever caption or share a recipe or cooking tip with me.

The winner will win, not one, but TWO DVDs: Tom Cooz Yard Service and “Going Down: The Official Guide to Cunnilingus” from Dr. Carol Queen’s Pleasure-Ed Series. Yummy!

Your comment should be timestamped by Friday, May 28, to qualify for this contest. Now GO!

Update June 3, 2010: Congratulations to Bill for his winning caption, “Can I get some white sauce to go with a Number 69?” which I thought pretty much sums up what I could be thinking in this picture.

I hope you all had fun coming up with captions. Until next time, keep those comments coming!

Ixcacao, the Goddess of Chocolate, Goddess of fertility, love and pleasure, visited our home!

Jay was really productive in his studio, first making a goddess out of clay.

(She’s anatomically complete, of course! All goddesses are.)

Then after she was glazed and fired to a glassy hard perfection, Jay made a silicone mold off her.

He made different kinds of molds, using different kinds of silicone. Some of them weren’t food grade, so he filled them with plastic and made colorful plastic goddesses. They keep growing in number as we speak. I think I now have about 5 clears and 2 opaques. Jay is so prolific!

The food grade silicone mold is perfect for making chocolate goddesses. This is how it looked full of thick hot milk chocolate.

After the chocolate hardens in the refrigerator, she’s ready to come out so we can enjoy her.

I wish you a luxurious Sunday and a prolific work week ahead!

Remember in last week’s links I mentioned buying these earrings after reading 17 Unusual and Creative Earrings via @GuyKawasaki? Well, today my package arrived from Denmark. What do you think? Cute, no?

Here are this week’s links, as found on twitter and facebook:

> > Incredible rescue in Haiti: a 15-day old baby found alive in the rubble, now breastfeeding after being trapped for 8 days. It really makes me proud of us humans. Despite some bad eggs who ruin the whole basket with corruption, there still are good people who will go the extra mile to help those in need. (via @BestforBabes)

> > Food-tripping on Twitpic (or at least just window-shopping): Mabuhay Palace at the Manila Hotel serves “overflowing Chinese five star cooking.” The Long Life Prawns makes my mouth water. Island girls like me love seafood. The Salted Egg Ice Cream, though, sounds a little weird but I’m an adventurous eater. Which reminds me, someone once told me that you can tell what kind of a lover a person is by the way they eat. How would you describe yourself as an eater/lover?

> > Polyamory is wrong. It is either multiamory or polyphilia, but mixing Greek and Latin roots is wrong. (via @joycesu)

> > Are you getting good results from your social networking profiles? Fetish diva Midori has excellent advice on creating an online profile that attracts women. (via @mistressmatisse)

> > Madonna gets old and her baby Jesus shows his penis. I only have two words to say. I’m sorry. (via @bryanboy)

> > Another piece of horrifying news: psycho mom forces her son to kill his pet hamster because of low grades. What the flying fuck!?!?! Again, I’m sorry. (via @gabemercado)

> > Learn these Chinese swear words so you can use them whenever I post any more stupid bad news. (via @violetblue @viviane212)

Okay enough bad news. Take deep breaths. This might help: a photo I snapped from my bedroom window of a little moment of perfection in between the torrential rains we got here in California this past week.

I made these naughty pretzels one night when our friend Trixie came to visit. I don’t know what possessed me. One minute I was making just the average run of the mill pretzels, the next moment I was shaping the strings of dough into cocks and cunts.

I think Trixie liked it. How about you?

Tucked away at the end of NYC’s Indian row is a place called Milon. Jefferson turned me on to it. He said, there will be men in front enticing us to come into other restaurants, but only go to Milon.

I took his advice with a grain of salt, totally unprepared for the psychedelic experience on 1st Avenue just off of 6th Street. Milon is a thin hallway of a place, tables are arranged tightly and the ceiling is covered wall to wall with shimmering paper lanterns and red chili lights. Jay, the wee one and I had a whole feast for $45, and the food is great!

I’m glad we arrived early. The place filled up quickly, and after we finished there was a long line on the street. Men from other Indian restaurants kept trying to lure the people into their (empty) place, but the people standing in line said they were willing to wait for a table at Milon. I don’t blame them.

No, the wait staff did not hit on me. Motherhood must remind them of cows.

The Thai lady at the Thai Kitchen in Camden is soooo nice to us. She loves our wee one and always gives us freebies when we eat there. Today when the wee one and I picked up our take-out she served us a siumai appetizer while we waited. Then gave us pineapple chunks. Then served us samosas. When the food we ordered was ready before we had touched the samosas, she added it to the samosas we had ordered, so we got 2 orders of samosas for the price of one.

When we were about to leave, she refused to take my tip. She handed it to my kid, who then handed it to me, and then I was stuck with it again. Jay always reminds me not to argue with crazy people, so I just took it and left, bowing my head constantly in thanks.

There was a guy there, I think he’s the husband or partner, he asked me if I was local. I told him I was moving out of state. Too bad, he said, we’re looking for help.

Amazing! You’re asian? You’re hired!!! (Is this reverse racism? BTW, he’s white.)

The man has no idea. The only job I’ve ever been fired from was waiting tables. I was a disaster case. Fired on my first day at work. But to my credit, that was 12 years ago. Maybe I’d be better at it now if I gave myself a chance. Now if I can talk them into paying me $250K a year, we’d be in business. ;D

why men worship shaved vaginas

Posted Oct 07, 2007

Based on Py Kim’s book, “Sex Secrets of an American Geisha: How to Attract, Satisfy, and Keep Your Man,” she talks about why men should worship their women’s shaved vaginas and why women need to shave pubic hair.

Why men should shave pubic hair

Posted Oct 23, 2007

Funny comedy sex web TV talk show with hot sexy Korean woman Py Kim about why men should shave pubic hair

Would you take a bite of this luscious roll?

Spotted at Japundit.