Win a homeburned DVD of “The Snoop” if you come up with the perfect caption for this photo and type it into the comment box below by Friday, September 30. Just like everything else on my sites, adult participants only.

See the whole photo set in full screen dimensions at MAYCAM.

Update October 1: Thank you all for posting captions. Some of them made me smile, even laugh out loud, but the winning caption is Robin de Goede’s “Path of ecstasy.” I like that. We were on a pretty well-trodden trail. You can still see the bike trail on the path. It’s so much fun shooting guerilla porn.

Robin, let me know where to send the DVD. Everyone, come back and play again next time.

It’s been a long time since we’ve done one of these. What do you say we have another one? You know the rules. Come up with the perfect caption for this photo and type it into the comment box here. Your comment must be timestamped by Friday, 25 February 2011, to qualify for this contest.

The winner will get a homeburned DVD of Tom Cooz Yard Service. Good luck!

Update: Thanks for posting your captions, everyone! It was really hard for me to pick a winner, but I’ve finally decided on Sean’s caption: “Cool… More SMURF PORN!!!” Congratulations, Sean!

She’s got them bad… wants the world to know just what the blues is all about. Lady sings the blues. She tells her side, nothing to hide. The blues ain’t nothin’ but a pain in your heart when you get a bad start when you and your man have to part. I ain’t gonna just sit around and cry. Now I know I won’t die because I love him.
- Billie Holiday

More Blue photos at MAYCAM.

After 30 minutes of trying six different sex toys, two of them vibrating, five of them dildos, I have found the winning toy, the one that finally brought me to orgasm, and not surprisingly it is…

My glass double dong dildo!

Here are the other toys I played with:

1. Clown-face toy soldier vibrator – a pocket-rocket type vibe that came with a dust sleeve fabric hat. Handy for midday quickie bzzzt-bzzzzt goodness.

2. Plastic light up vibrating dildo – fun to play gynecology with because it lights up. Vibrations reach further than my clown-face toy toy soldier for those times when I want deep vibes.

3. Cyberskin cock – realistic cock and balls made of cyberskin

4. Black rubber butt plug – this one tasted chemical-ish. I didn’t play with it much.

5. Green silicone gourd-shaped dildo – this one tasted chemical-ish too. Didn’t play with it at all.

It’s weird because I remember using these last two before, and enjoying it. Jay and I never use chemical lubes or cleaners, so it is unlikely to be residue from previous play or cleaning. I’ll look into this more in the year to come.

Tonight, we say thank you and goodbye to 2009, and welcome 2010 with hopes for more excitement and productive creativity. Big hugs to you all!

Have a look at these Dunnies all painted up like the badass bunnies that they are. Aren’t they the baddest bunch? There’s also these Smorkin’ Labbits, adorably orally fixated little bunnies, not as badass as the Dunnies, but would make great supporting bad guys in a bunny action flick any day.

The Bunnyfish is a bit of a departure from the classic badass bunny, but I just had to have one. Who better to represent my inner mermaid/bunny self than my very own Bunnyfish (which I plan on naming when it arrives – I still don’t know if it’s a he or a she. I decided to wait. Got any suggestions)?

Enough cuteness! Now on to toys of the… uhrm… sexual variety. I love my Rabbit Pearl Vibrator. Bunny ears tickle my clit and pearls churn at my opening. I don’t know any man who can do what my Rabbit Pearl can! I’ve had this toy for a long time, and it’s still a fun fave.

A few months back Jay got me the little white rabbit that could. It’s handy for quick zip-zip’s when I need a little perk in the day, and so much fucking fun when I’m playing with Jay.

Now you know what you can stuff my stocking with. Happy Toy Shopping, my horny bunnies!!!

Video Porncast # 5: Sintendo