New video on MAYCAM: Fuck Toy begins with me showing off my doll collection, and expressing my desire to be a cute little fuck doll. This is Dr. Grumbles‘ first ever appearance, long before Super Spy Chick started following his scent around. Dr. Grumbles organizes and documents the transformation.

Hair in ribbons, doll mask, and baby doll dress later, I am put through the ultimate toy torture. Toys of the non-sex variety are inserted into my parts as I squeal and squirm. Just when I thought I couldn’t stand it any longer, the crazy doctor finally gives me what I want. Flesh! There’s only so much plastic and rubber can do for me. I take his cock everywhere I can and milk it for what it’s worth.

Fuck Toy is 82 minutes of bizarre porn with our trademark high energy sex. Take a peep at the Fuck Toy box cover.

Before I get back to updating, I’m taking the time to blog about a new development in MAYCAM: Flash video players!

MAYCAM Members have a choice of watching the video in Low, Medium or High resolution, control speaker volume or mute sound, skip to other parts of the video using a thumbnail preview, and this is the best part, enlarge the video to full screen.

I just posted the first video update: 3 Loads. It’s the one in which Jay and Josh take turns pumping their hot load into my wanton mouth.

Jay and I are working as efficiently as we can, considering we keep getting distracted by the content of our videos. I find myself unable to focus and getting hot and bothered as we go through them. Someone crack a whip and keep me working!

Update (2/27/2010): We decided to disable the choice of Low, Medium or High Resolution. We didn’t realize it was creating one of each video and it was eating up our web storage space. All videos default to High Resolution.

New video on MAYCAM: Pet Girl. Tied, fucked and smiling as I get cum on my face. That’s what a good pet girl has to do to make her Master happy. How it makes me happy to make him happy! Getting an orgasm as I am double fucked with my favorite glass dildo is my reward.

Wouldn’t you like to have a pet girl like me?

New video on MAYCAM: Shower and Shave. That’s how it begins. Just a quick shower, shave my armpits, legs and pussy.

Then while sitting on the tub and checking to make sure I didn’t miss a spot on my private parts, I get turned on and lay on the tub, letting the shower pulse right on my newly shaved mound until I shake and quiver in quiet orgasm.

I’ve got 5 XXX videos homeburned on a DVD for whomever comes up with the best caption for this photo. Your comment should be stamped by Monday, February 8 to qualify for this contest.

All 5 XXX Videos and the photo above are in MAYCAM XXX Archive.

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Update: the winning comment is from Mal, “If he says ‘Where what?’ he’s going to see the cold, dismal, blue-ballish side of this town.” Congratulations, Mal. Contact me for details and I will get your package out in the mail to you.

Thanks to everyone else who posted captions. I hope you had fun. I certainly did. Until next time!

Watch it now on MAYCAM!

I found this video Jay and I made when I was 7 months pregnant: big enough to make an impression, but not so big that I shake the ground whenever I move.

The first scene presents a problem: How do I trim overgrown pubic hair, when I can’t see past my bulging belly? I just had to LOL at my predicament. Mothers (and pot-bellied men) know what I’m talking about. As soon as my thighs were out of sight, I was like, “Pubes? What pubes?”

Good thing Jay was around. He lent me a hand, shaving my sasquatchian cunt, and gave me a little tongue too. As soon as I was smooth, this big mama was ready for action.

I show the ladies how to do kegel exercises. Jay gives me a full body massage, including some assistance in stretching out the baby tunnel. We do it in every position possible while still keeping my bun in the oven.

I’m a little shocked at how hardcore we got, but then again, not really. Jay and I have been having extreme sex daily since we hooked up in 1996. My “delicate condition” notwithstanding, we did for the camera what we have always done.

I love this video, now up at MAYCAM. I had an amazing experience being pregnant. I was very healthy and happy, and it shows on video.

Lately my kid keeps asking me for a brother or a sister, and though I really enjoyed being pregnant I hesitate. I remember talking to one of the nurses who drew me a blood test. I was worrying out loud about the pain of childbirth. She laughed at me, “Honey, that’s nothing compared to the job you have afterwards.” She was right.

I’m feeling witchy.

Late last year I read Frank Baum’s “The Wonderful Wizard of Oz” to my wee one. It took us about a week to finish the novel, reading two to three chapters a night before bed. By the time we finished the book, we had both fallen even deeper in love with the classic tale of Dorothy, Toto and the amazing characters in the land of Oz.

I was surprised by the violent scenes, mostly involving the Tin Woodsman and his ax. I did not censor the book for my 5-year-old. I read her the book, as Baum wrote it a hundred years ago. If it was good enough for children in the last turn of the century, it is good enough for mine. Besides, what kind of a free speech advocate would I be if I started censoring my child’s reading?

After the Baum book, I itched to read more so I picked up “Wicked,” by Gregory Maguire, which I already had in my library. A friend gave it as a gift over ten years ago but I never got around to reading it until now. This is the grown up version of Oz. Sex, politics, philosophy, the earthy lore of religions… I love it! Elphaba, the Wicked Witch of the West, is practical, passionate, skeptical of lies and illusions. She comes undone, not because she is evil, but because she loves deeper than any one in the story. She is not unlike Dorothy in her innocence.

When I was way into the latter part of the book, my wee one got curious enough to ask me to read “Wicked” to her. I obliged, reading from the part I had gotten to, in which Dorothy comes to Oz. The book was over her head, though she liked listening to me read, and it put her to sleep in less than a chapter.

This dress is my homage to Dorothy. These photos were taken a few years back, when I didn’t have a pair of ruby red slippers. Now that I do, I can click my heels and say, “There’s no place like home.”

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