May Ling Su

I’ve been really into bunnies this toy-buying season. Bunnies!!! They’re so cute and fluffy and badass! Like Monty Python’s Holy Grail badass.

Have a look at these Dunnies all painted up like the badass bunnies that they are. Aren’t they the baddest bunch? There’s also these Smorkin’ Labbits, adorably orally fixated little bunnies, not as badass as the Dunnies, but would make great supporting bad guys in a bunny action flick any day.

The Bunnyfish is a bit of a departure from the classic badass bunny, but I just had to have one. Who better to represent my inner mermaid/bunny self than my very own Bunnyfish (which I plan on naming when it arrives - I still don’t know if it’s a he or a she. I decided to wait. Got any suggestions)?

Enough cuteness! Now on to toys of the… uhrm… sexual variety. I love my Rabbit Pearl Vibrator. Bunny ears tickle my clit and pearls churn at my opening. I don’t know any man who can do what my Rabbit Pearl can! I’ve had this toy for a long time, and it’s still a fun fave.

A few months back Jay got me the little white rabbit that could. It’s handy for quick zip-zip’s when I need a little perk in the day, and so much fucking fun when I’m playing with Jay.

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Jay surprised me with this cute gift - a little white rabbit for popping into my pussy. Isn’t it adorable? It’s made of soft rubber, and it leads the way to wonderland.

Jay pushes it into my wet hole, hands me the controller then licks my clit while the bunny vibrates inside me. After I’ve had an orgasm I kick up the speed with the controller knob as Jay fucks me in my bum. I love it!!!

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Have a sexy weekend!!!

By now, Skred’s juicy bedtime series need little to no introduction at all. Continued from May Meats Skred, Part 2, here is the latest panty-soaker:

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Ah, true love! Behold the cuteness of Deedle Deedle and Pee Pee, secret lovers hiding from the harsh judgement of the world. It’s bad enough that society has control over natural resources like water, food and land. Now society wants control over love, too!

Jay is at it again, with his adorable and twisted drawings. He said that these drawings were inspired by his horny wife… I just love being his muse! Every time I come home with a new Hello Kitty purse, pillow, clothing etc., he always said he wanted to create a similar character. These cute Japanese characters like Hello Kitty, and the Korean Pucca and Garu all have such sex appeal. He said he wanted to create a similar character that went all the way. Why hold back? I mean the day I came home with a Hello Kitty vibrator from Good Vibrations he knew it was time to unleash Deedle Deedle Pee Pee. Honestly, I have a Hello Kitty vibrator. It’s sooooo cute!

More questions from KO (and my answers):

so, I feel like you enjoy being taken, rather than dominating. I enjoy playing different roles, but yes, I love being taken, especially by such an artful lover as Jay is. He uses everything - his whole body and mind, toys, friends - to please me. He really takes me through a cathartic journey.

Ever fucked a man’s ass? Yes, rarely but yes. I would like to be more confident in wielding a dildo. It does take skill and practice because it’s an artificial appendage. I can’t really feel it entering his body… I have to guide it in with my fingers or I’m afraid it will hurt him. Once it’s in, I just pump it and take it from how his body is reacting. I have had Jay spread eagle in front of me, with a dildo up his butt and my mouth on his cock. It’s a whole new world! When Jay came in my mouth, I felt a much deeper shudder from him that was so satisfying.

Do you ever spend hours wanking yourself to online porn or is it a guy thing? Do you ever wank to your own porn? I do masturbate to online porn, though pop-ups really kill my buzz. I bought a CDrom from someone on ebay a while back, and that’s been my favorite porn to masturbate to lately: it’s variations on the theme of black guys ganging up on a Japanese woman. Very hot!!!

I can’t really get off on my own porn, I’m too busy nitpicking my facial expression, or my posture, or all the little things I wish I’d done differently. It shocks me sometimes to watch myself… but I don’t take myself so seriously. My videos are pretty funny anyway. I do get turned on by watching Jay in action. I love the way his butt muscles ripple as he bucks his hips pumping my cunt.

Do you feel like you make your porn for you or to make a living? My porn is primarily to create excitement in my life. Jay and I own and run our own business in the health industry. We love our work, and it gets tempting to ONLY work, so our naughty sites serves the purpose of keeping the mischief in our lives. Meeting people online, sharing indiscretions, it opens us up to opportunities of meeting like-minded individuals in this world.

Did you have any pangs of jealousy when Jay went down on Lena? No, I loved it. Later on that evening I played with her tits while he sucked her off again. I wish I had my strap on then, I’d double fuck that slut with him.

… doo doo doo bee doo… I just got back from Good Vibrations. They have a “hands-on” workshop on giving a hand job. It was fun stroking dildos a gazillion ways with a sexy group of mostly women (and a couple of men). I can’t wait to practise on the geeb. Good Vibes is like a candy store to me. I couldn’t resist bringing a little rubber duckie vibrator home. It fits perfectly in my bathroom where I have an extensive rubber duckie collection. Now I can sit in the tub and sing, “Rubber duckie, you’re the one! You make bathtime lots of fun! Rubber duckie, I am awfully fond of you… doo doo doo bee doo…”

I love sex toys! Jay and I went to Good Vibrations in Berkeley. Weeeee! Here’s what I got:

• Natacha Merritt’s Digital Diaries - beautiful photographs, great book, her handheld self-portraits inspire me… Jay and I had this little Casio that swivels the LCD so we can take photos of ourselves while having sex. He’d hold the camera way up in the air so you can see in levels his face, then his torso, his cock, and at the end of it, my face. Most video cameras have the swivel screen LCD monitors, too. The Picnic, from my Fetish Collection video, was shot by my man and me, passing the camera to each other. I loved holding the camera between my legs as he pummels my ass, my eyes focused on the little monitor showing the curves of my cheeks, the white sunlight peeping in between thrusts of a cock in an ass, then the delicate folds of an empty pussy, pink and wet. I lose myself in these images. Jay and I have been documenting our most intimate moments for as long as we’ve been married. Five years! Have I gone off on a tangent here? =(^..^)= Next thing I bought…
• Mint green dildo shaped like a gourd - will match the jade gourd pendant I inherited from my grandmother.
• Black and white marble-pattern double cock dildo. It’s got two cocks, one smaller and curved, the other long, thick and straight. After experimenting with it, I found that the smaller curved cock is perfect for anal pleasure, and the long straight cock is for my pussy.
• A candy-apple red sparkly harness - to add to my devil girl accoutrements.