A month ago Josh and I had made plans to play with his glass cylinder. He was to stick it up my butt and cum in it. He had held off masturbating for three days so he could give me a really big load. The plan fell through. Disappointment all around. So this time, we made no plans. He just showed up one day, hung out with Jay until I was free, and we played.

He brought his glass cylinder. I’ve always liked glass toys. I like the smooth cool feeling. I was on all fours when we pushed the glass cylinder into my gaping anus. Josh shot his cum straight into it, kept the spillover to a minimum. Then it was Jay’s turn. Jay pulled the cylinder out and fucked me, making Josh’s cum ooze out of my ass and drip thick down my slit. It felt amazing. Deep furious thrusts lubed by real electric life. Jay shoved his cum-covered cock into my pussy quickly, then pushed it back into my ass. It was terrifying and electrifying.

“I’m cumming,” I cried in staccato, still getting pounded hard. Jay was cumming too. Josh was jerking it to my face, cumming a second time. I’ve never had a simultaneous three-way orgasm experience before.

Now I’m depressed. Go see this video before I totally go insane and take all my websites down.

“Understanding how the arrival of a baby can affect sex and intimacy is exactly why we decided to launch GoodVibesSexyMama.com. Good Vibrations has nurtured our female customers through many lifecycles – from the ‘first time’ experiences to menopause. Why not help guide them through this period of their lives as well?” says Dr. Carol Queen, Good Vibrations’ Staff Sexologist.

Why indeed not? I can’t think of anyone more deserving of special attention.

Being a Mom is a juggling act. I remember Jay asking me why I wanted to complicate my life when we were having so much fun being a couple. I admit I wasn’t being rational when I decided I wanted to get pregnant. It was an emotional reaction that felt like the cosmos calling me to fulfill my purpose in life. As soon as I gave birth and the amount of work involved became apparent, I wondered why on earth I couldn’t have been satisfied with my other purpose in life, pleasure!

Between breastfeeding, diaper changes, naps, baths and playtime, Jay and I barely had any time to be intimate. Before our baby was mobile, I wore her in a sling. When she became mobile, I lost all my baby weight chasing after the little monkey. My parents visited every weekend, but it wasn’t enough time for me and Jay to go off and do something romantic. Our sex life survived on quickies during naptime or late at night. If our sex life was a baby, it would have died of neglect.

Now that our kid is in school, we have a little more time to spend together. We’re luckier than some couples because we work at home, and can organize our schedule to accommodate sexy time in the day. Once in a while, our kid spends the weekend with her grandparents, so that Jay and I can have playmates over. Now that we’re parents, though, things will never be the same. No matter what I’m doing, and with whom, in the back of my mind, I wonder if my daughter is eating right, if she brushed and flossed her teeth before bed, and if she is safe and warm.

It takes a lot more to take my mind away from Mom mode to Sex Goddess mode. I imagine other Moms feel the same way I do. I’m glad Good Vibes is focusing on providing not only a web resource for Moms, but also “Mommy Playdates,” a quarterly event for Moms to have a personalized store tour and a one-on-one consultation with Good Vibrations’ Staff Sexologist and author, Dr. Carol Queen. For at-home Moms like me, it’s a chance to meet other Moms and talk about more than just which kindergarten I’m sending my kid to. I would love to trade recipes for an exciting love and sex life. What do you do to keep your love and sex life exciting?

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In addition, Good Vibes is donating to the Global Justice Ecology Project all month! The Global Justice Ecology Project promotes social justice, environmental justice and ecological justice groups. Their programs focus on indigenous peoples’ rights, protection of native forests and climate justice.

Spread the love, my friends and lovers! Buy yourself and your loved ones some toys and help make the world a better place!!!

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I will be attending the Feminist Porn Awards in Toronto next week. It’s a two-night celebration of feminist porn hosted by Good For Her, Toronto’s resource for sex toys, porn, and sex-positive workshops.

Thursday, April 8 at 9:30 pm will be Provocative.Public/Porn, a film festival of the year’s best feminist porn, with a Q&A with notable directors such as Tristan Taormino, Shine Louise Houston, Nica Noelle, and April Flores. The event will be at Bloor Cinema (506 Bloor West).

Friday night, April 9 will be the Feminist Porn Awards at Berkeley Church (315 Queen Street East). There’s a VIP Pre-Party at 8, then the show begins at 9:30. Lots of entertainment, prizes, refreshments and hot feminist pornographers.

Come out to either or both of the events and say hi to me! I don’t make too many personal appearances, being such a busy mom, but when I found out that On My Period was nominated for Best Website, I just had to summon all my powers to make the trip.

I have about a week to figure out what I’m going to wear to the awards show (I have nothing in my closet that will do!), and pack for everything I could possibly need during my two day stay in Toronto. Just imagine, for two days I will be a single woman, what would I do during the day? Got any ideas?

I know I definitely will be going to the Good For Her shop. More than likely I’ll shoot some porn in my hotel room, whether I find a partner to play with or I wind up all alone with the toys, it will still be a great looking shoot I can share with my MAYCAM members and MLS blog readers.

New video on MAYCAM: Fuck Toy begins with me showing off my doll collection, and expressing my desire to be a cute little fuck doll. This is Dr. Grumbles‘ first ever appearance, long before Super Spy Chick started following his scent around. Dr. Grumbles organizes and documents the transformation.

Hair in ribbons, doll mask, and baby doll dress later, I am put through the ultimate toy torture. Toys of the non-sex variety are inserted into my parts as I squeal and squirm. Just when I thought I couldn’t stand it any longer, the crazy doctor finally gives me what I want. Flesh! There’s only so much plastic and rubber can do for me. I take his cock everywhere I can and milk it for what it’s worth.

Fuck Toy is 82 minutes of bizarre porn with our trademark high energy sex. Take a peep at the Fuck Toy box cover.

New video on MAYCAM: Pet Girl. Tied, fucked and smiling as I get cum on my face. That’s what a good pet girl has to do to make her Master happy. How it makes me happy to make him happy! Getting an orgasm as I am double fucked with my favorite glass dildo is my reward.

Wouldn’t you like to have a pet girl like me?

… doo doo doo bee doo… I just got back from Good Vibrations. They have a “hands-on” workshop on giving a hand job. It was fun stroking dildos a gazillion ways with a sexy group of mostly women (and a couple of men). I can’t wait to practise on the geeb. Good Vibes is like a candy store to me. I couldn’t resist bringing a little rubber duckie vibrator home. It fits perfectly in my bathroom where I have an extensive rubber duckie collection. Now I can sit in the tub and sing, “Rubber duckie, you’re the one! You make bathtime lots of fun! Rubber duckie, I am awfully fond of you… doo doo doo bee doo…”

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I still have this Rubber Duckie vibe. Actually, not this one. A new one. I had to replace it when it finally died a couple of years ago. It lived long and worked hard. I loved it so much that I had to buy the exact same one after it died. Good Vibes still has them. Maybe I should stock up now.

After 30 minutes of trying six different sex toys, two of them vibrating, five of them dildos, I have found the winning toy, the one that finally brought me to orgasm, and not surprisingly it is…

My glass double dong dildo!

Here are the other toys I played with:

1. Clown-face toy soldier vibrator – a pocket-rocket type vibe that came with a dust sleeve fabric hat. Handy for midday quickie bzzzt-bzzzzt goodness.

2. Plastic light up vibrating dildo – fun to play gynecology with because it lights up. Vibrations reach further than my clown-face toy toy soldier for those times when I want deep vibes.

3. Cyberskin cock – realistic cock and balls made of cyberskin

4. Black rubber butt plug – this one tasted chemical-ish. I didn’t play with it much.

5. Green silicone gourd-shaped dildo – this one tasted chemical-ish too. Didn’t play with it at all.

It’s weird because I remember using these last two before, and enjoying it. Jay and I never use chemical lubes or cleaners, so it is unlikely to be residue from previous play or cleaning. I’ll look into this more in the year to come.

Tonight, we say thank you and goodbye to 2009, and welcome 2010 with hopes for more excitement and productive creativity. Big hugs to you all!