I am what I eat.

I tell people I’m a vegetarian but that’s somewhat of a lie. It’s true that I generally don’t like the taste of meat. Especially lamb because it tastes sweaty. I’m not one of those vegetarians who eat fake meat. Seriously, if your body craves the taste of meat, feed it meat. Your body is trying to tell you something. Listen and respond. Knock knock! Who’s there? Your true nature.

I’m honestly drawn to fruit, vegetables, and grain. You could say I’m a natural vegetarian. Oh, and dairy. I love dairy. I love cheese, ice cream, yogurt, ice cream. I guess I’m a lacto-vegetarian then. Ooh, eggs. I love all kinds of eggs. Chicken, duck, quail. Put me down as a lacto-ovo-vegetarian. Well, it’s true, I do occasionally eat seafood. No self-respecting mermaid/island girl would go without seafood. You could call me a lacto-ovo-pesce-vegetarian, if you want to be technical about it.

All right, all right, once in a while I eat meat. Like that time I was invited to dinner and our hostess was serving moose meat. I couldn’t pass that up because I have to try everything at least once in my life. (It was so tender and delicious!) And okay, I admit that since I live with a couple of meat eaters, I eat meat every time I’m too hungry and too lazy to cook a vegetarian meal just for myself.

Forget it. I’m not a vegetarian. I’m a liar.

 

Did you take a good look at that Snapchat video above? Go ahead and play it again. And think! It’s time for the Caption This Contest. Win a week-long MAYCAM password from September 19 to 25 if you think up the most fitting caption for this Snapchat. Post your entries before Tuesday, September 19. Adult participants only.

Cheers!
May Ling Su

Keeper of Secrets

I started blogging in 2002, a diary of a young wife exploring sex and marriage. My husband and I wanted to defy stereotypes of what marriage was supposed to be and redefine it according to our needs. We threw ourselves into edgy situations. Sometimes it was fun. Sometimes we got hurt. Lessons in life and love are rarely dealt without pain. Through it all I blogged about it. I wrote about hot steamy sex and I wrote about loss. That blog is now archived, and still ongoing in MAYCAM, a private website for members only.

MAYCAM by May Ling Su

I made the decision to make it private because I want to know that I am in the company of friends when I lay out intimate details of my personal life. A small token of your esteem lets me know that you are more than a casual observer perusing my pleasure and pain apathetically. I want to know that you consider my secrets a bit of a treasure.

And by secrets, I mean my ass. Just kidding. It’s way more than my ass. Believe me when I tell you that I am the keeper of some very juicy secrets. MAYCAM contains real life stories, photos, and movies, plus get my private snapchat.

MayLingSu.com is where I will be posting updates on my creative projects, excerpts from my books, flash erotic fiction, and a good dose of mischief. By popular demand, I’m bringing back contests with prizes. And if you subscribe to my blog, I will post an occasional password-protected entry containing excerpts from MAYCAM exclusively for subscribers, including access to Free Movie Night. Deal?

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Win a MAYCAM Password!

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Are you ready for this? Turn your audio on and press play. It’s time to play the Caption This Contest. I am giving away a MAYCAM password good from November 7th till the 13th to whomever comes up with the best-fitting caption for this short video clip.

Amuse me! Delight me! Make me giggle and squeal! Ooooh!

Post your entries into the comment box below or comment on my Instagram clip before Monday, November 7. Adult participants only.

May Ling Su