I’ll be on Rock Ed Radio in Manila on Thursday, February 2 at 9 pm. Tune in to Jam 88.3 fm on Manila radio. Elsewhere you can watch the ustream on the jam883.fm website. (That’s 5 am in California, 8 am Eastern, and all the smart people who live in between those two time zones can figure it out.)

All packed up and ready to go. It seems like we’ve been packing forever. We started putting our stuff into storage in November, took a break for the holidays so we can spend time with family, then it’s back to finishing up putting things away.

Win the Scratch ‘n Sniff Pussy card from Suckpax 3 – it is the chase from The Sucklord‘s wax packs of trading cards. Come up with the best caption for this photo and type it into the comment box below by the end of Christmas Eve. Make it good! It will be like your little present to me on Christmas morning. Update: I don’t know why it made me laugh, but Penny’s caption, “Jar Jar never got this much action,” wins the Caption This Contest #8. Send me your mailing address, Penny, so I can send you the Scratch ‘n …

Legend has it that ancient Egyptian Queen Cleopatra used to summon her male slaves to bathe her in semen. I thought of her while I lay on white Egyptian cotton sheets letting my men unload on my face.