Tag: queen

  • I got stung.

    I got stung.

    It doesn’t hurt anymore, though. Good to know I’m not allergic, just feeling stupid and sorry that my fierce little honeybee had to die to teach me a lesson. There is nothing I can do to bring her back, no offering or apology. All I can do is learn from experience. I should not have…

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  • You can call me Queen Bee.

    You can call me Queen Bee.

    I’ve wanted this for so long and now I finally did it. I set up a beehive. There were about 15,000 bees and Queen jammed in this traveling box for 1,500 miles. Tired and hungry for days, they were in no mood to be shaken and pounded out, even if it was into a more…

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  • What Am I Worth?

    What Am I Worth?

    “What is my mouth worth?” I asked. “Your mouth is worth more than all the diamonds in Africa,” you answered. “What is my ass worth?” I asked. “Your ass is worth more than all the pearls in the oceans,” you answered. “What is my cunt worth?” I asked. “Your cunt is worth more than all…

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